@_alistair____

Insert something profound and funny here. Tweeting into the void.

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𝐁Ò𝐑Ò𝐊Î𝐍𝐈 | datadev@borok1ni11h
saw my girl reading an "I love you" text, confronted her only to realize it was my phone she was holding.
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Sarang Sood
@SarangSoodOct 20
One of the most underrated life skills is being able to see something strange and simply move on #̢̛ͥ̀̽̽ͨ̌̓͆̇̀̽ͦͨͫͯ̏̎̇̈̚͜҉̕͢͏͡҉̸̶̛͢͡҉̵̨̭̳̘̹̫͔͖̜̠͖̫̲̖̱̤̻̖͉͢͞͡ͅͅ͏̸̷̢͑̊̀̐ͣͭͭ̉͂ͨ̽͒̊̎͛ͪ̊̎ͩͧ̀͝͠͠͏̸̵̵̷̵
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#14 🏆 Sasuke🏂🇮🇶@alawi_atmOct 20
At the family gathering and my uncle said to his son “You don’t want to end up like your cousin, do you?”
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𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲@estejrrOct 19
posted a pic of myself on ig and lost 17 followers
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Joe Black 🇿🇼@joeblackzwOct 20
I want to celebrate Zimbos today. If you’re a Zimbo anywhere, what are you achieving? Big up yourself.
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Zimbabwe Rugby 🇿🇼
@ZimRugbyZWOct 19
IT’S TEST WEEK! The Sables are back on home soil! Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 vs Namibia 🇳🇦 📍 Harare National Sports Stadium 📅 Saturday, 24 October Ko 1500 hrs The countdown is on, and we need YOU in the stands! Come rally behind the Sables as we take on Namibia in a massive Test clash on home soil. 🎟️ BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW! Secure your seat here: bit.ly/ZimRugby
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Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfalOct 19
🇫🇷 Absolutely NOTHING is going to stop this girl from going for her run! 🤣 Writer: Sol
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.@OmgemeralddddOct 18
Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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1/3 Of The Unplugged Triumvirate@TawandaIsMyNameOct 17
Selling a Culture Fest Ticket. $25 small small.
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Nyatsimba Mutotesi@timiretimzzy2Oct 17
If I’m on the receiving end of this, if you change communication patterns, I will notice and ask, that is your opportunity to tell me hauchandiFeele then tongozvivharisa Problem is at that point munhu anobva anyepa kuti I’m just busy… then drag you along for longer unnecessarily
giggles🌻@Eunney3Oct 15
Munhu asina mhosva yaapara anorambwa sei ?
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Marques Brownlee
@MKBHDOct 17
The NEW Tesla Roadster Event: My Honest Reaction youtu.be/scwlR0QHGOk

The NEW Tesla Roadster: My Honest Reaction

Tesla doesn't do marketing. Until they do.Hagerty video: https://...

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WekwaGUTU~GOAt⛓️
@SekuruAmoeOct 15
Good afternoon. Are you based in Zimbabwe full time?
Boity M🥂🍾
@boitymoreoseleOct 15
You can never go wrong with brown. 🥹🔥 Currently my favourite colour. 🤎 Vuyokazi Nciweni looking fine as hell🤏🏾🔥
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Michael Nyamande 🇿🇼@mikeyny_zwOct 13
Whatsapp accounts in 🇿🇼 continue to be hacked at an alarming rate, seems no one is safe. We just made a free tool that helps you secure your account. Run a FREE assessment now, it only takes 2 minutes @Techzim @begottensun techvest.co.zw/safe/

Is your WhatsApp locked? Free 2-minute safety check

WhatsApp accounts are being hijacked across Zimbabwe. Take a free 2-minute check, get step-by-step fixes with pictures, or follow the recovery checklist if you’ve been hacked.

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King Half Thoughts ♿️@teemadzikaOct 13
Album in Focus: Boy From Santa Maria by MuGaratia  greedysouth.co.zw/2026/10/al…

Album in Focus: Boy From Santa Maria by MuGaratia

Zimbabwe entertainment news platform for emerging and progressive artists, writers, filmmakers, fashion designers, creators, and thought leaders

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Jay ♛
@WavymafiaOct 12
I’m never above correction. You can always pull me aside.
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Dennis Shoko@_denn1sOct 12
Mugaratia is such an anomaly. I can’t think of any local artist who is better at making projects than singles at that level. Nutty O and Mugaratia for album of the year for me. Pihwa bhale kwauri ikoko, ndouya ndichibhadhara 💐 💐💐💐
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Lloyd
@Lloyd15000Oct 9
After her dad said " take this 1 million and leave my daughter alone" Me:
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supermom💕
@ilovesupermomOct 8
omfg I love how Thanos flinched because he’s not from earth and doesn’t know if butterflies are deadly or not.
Marvel Replica
@MarvelReplicaOct 8
Avengers Infinity War (2018)
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2/3 Of The Unplugged Triumvirate@sensei_gu2Oct 8
Calling out my comrades vasina ma tickets eku Culture Fest/Braai Fest Fest😂 Handei ku hiking 🥹
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Chief Teezy🇿🇼@Chief_Teez_yOct 8
You should have things you don't do, places you don't go to, substances you don't take, words you don't say. By all means, have Principles.
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