Software engineer, would-be gamedev but trapped doing normal dev. Real bad at maths. 31, enby, any pronouns avi: @YerezaHeian
Toronto, ON
Joined November 2008
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Since I've been getting recruitment letters a lot lately with reference to my Twitter:
If you're recruiting for "Web 3.0" or blockchain bullshit -- fuck off. I don't want any part of your scam
berwyn π retweeted
respecting furries as a tech worker is like respecting the ocean as a sailor
you will prefer their benevolence to their ire, make a priority of not earning it
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There are actually *no* programming languages that express "how computers work"! Not even C.
The operating system runs other programs 'between' your lines. CPUs execute both branches of ifs, and magically run multiple lines of your code at once.
Your code is just a suggestion
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Ok, too many people have shared this "infographic" in my mentions and it is so patently wrong that I took the time to track the numbers/sources and show why it is wrong and misleading. Feel free to use this fact-checked version to your hearts' content. Sources in the thread.
berwyn π retweeted
Ban. Congressional. Stock. Trading.
Itβs like letting referees bet on sports games.
BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi has made over $900,000 on her $NVDA trade.
She has added now four times her Congressional salary in 71 days on one trade.
Her Nvidia deep ITM call option is now up almost 45% since she entered two months ago.
See her portfolio on Unusual Whales.
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βTry our new AI assis-β No.
βWhy not let AI help with-β No.
βSubscribe for our premium AI writ-β No.
βWe added AI to our chee-β No.
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βSearch now with AI and-β No.
βEver wondered if you and AI could fu-β No.
berwyn π retweeted
Here is a list of the names we know from the more than 11,500 Palestinian children killed during Israelβs continuing war on Gaza ‡οΈ
Know their names: aje.io/06omb
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black history month lesson 1:
today will be black QUEER history did you know the same beautiful lady that made sure we can truly be us and be progressive to where we are was a black trans women! her name is Marsha P. Johnson βπΎπ³οΈβπ and she should be remembered forever.
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Santas's list: O(n) lookup, poor heap access, unfeasible administrative overhead for name changes
Santa's locality-ordered RLE-encoded bitmap:
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invariant on renames
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good for cache lines
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SIMD-friendly
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compresses down nicely when an entire household is naughty or nice
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Stupid-ass raid took me eight hours because people would show up and throw or a bad RNG turn would wipe the team but these absolute lights in the darkness showed up with the Mew strat and life was good
ALT A victory screen for the Mewtwo the Unrivalled raid in Pokemon Violet
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Here are my proposed #TealMask trade codes! Trade for Sinnoh starters, Trade Evolutions, & Version Exclusive Pokemon with these codes. The more these codes spread, the better it works. Info on HOW this works here youtu.be/kL4OMc98O1E
I love how this reads like satire but this is just actually how Toronto housing world
