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Semi Lucid Cyborg Wannabe Less of a Hot Mess more of a Lukewarm Disaster More than a person, Less than a Deer she/her https://teapawt.org/t.co/3nBWBSlvpz

pittsburgh pa
Joined May 2008
Not to mention the dimensional fissure you gotta crab-crawl through to pass Woodruff....
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the unrelenting need to return before the cold's back in my bones is rising (Photo by my friend)
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Just had to go through the grossest Human confirmation bullshit ive delt with in a while -_- What would have been a neutral/non review now earns a 1 star, congrats on the win
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If you told then-Me that I'd be having Feelings about This Song* and This Hallway when I'm almost 40 cleaning out my fridge at 3 am.... Honestly dont actually know wtf id do tbh *(but "with NOSTALGIC feels" in the goddamn title)
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Little lovely little lady Lira-lo
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they always manage to find a picture of him looking like the food thats been recalled
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Tfw an hour later you find your abused pill on the couch because tweeting sidetracked you 🤣😅💀
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Genuinely tempted to start shoving my Vyvanse into my eggs like I'm hiding pills from a dog to make sure I take them with protein 🤣
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Is this what it's like to pick up a grenade & notice the pin is gone?
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