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Positive Vibing Aries | Humor and Comedy Sommelier | Cinephile | Movies and Shows Critic | You can kidnap me with exquisite food | 1914 🌙

Where The Food At
Joined June 2025
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If you get a random follow from me; just gone and follow back. I ain’t got time to explain; you won’t regret these -dad- jokes. “Give it to me now, give it to me now,” 😂😂😂
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New addition to my collection‼️ "The Devils Workshop" 🦇🦇🦇 #DC #Comics #AbsoluteBatman #AbsoluteJoker
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Someone summoned Shenron..
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Honestly, Publix is undefeated in the sandwich realm 🔥🔥🔥
I’m craving a stacked sandwich. I’m headed straight to @Publix when I get off work.
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And maybe you’re single because outside of talking sexual with a person you can’t keep a conversation going.
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When did these start dropping? 👀👀🤣
It's testicle Tuesday
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Between her and Kelly Rowland... Is me... 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
Gina Torres in Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, 1999.
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Which Movie Have You Seen More Than 10 Times
Which Movie Have You Seen More Than 10 Times
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You’re an acquired taste. And there’s nothing wrong with that.
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Good morning☀️! Get out and vote!! Have a great day!!
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I did this one time on my past account and I was bewildered but my new account seems well mannered 🤣🤣🤣
I’m finding out I’m blocked by people in such an odd way, I’m scrolling the comments and seeing random folks that have me blocked
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Don't touch my food‼️ 🤣🤣🤣
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Good morning, you political people! I hope your day is a studious one. Tuesday's Testimony: I voted. ✔️✔️✔️
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In this particular instance, I'm glad they didn't put Tony against him. Marvel had the chance to go a culturally rich route and it was successful. Throwing Tony in there wouldn't have moved the needle for Marvel, in my opinion.
Am I the only one who's disappointed he didn't fight Tony Stark? He's Iron Man's fucking arch-nemesis! Respectfully iron man is getting folded by this version of the mandarin
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As a born African... Rice will always be married to me, while Pasta is fuckable, and potatoes I'd kill off. 😌😌😌
Fuck, Marry, Kill Pasta Rice Potatoes
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Tomorrow night!
Anyone who actually cares about movies will be watching Godzilla Minus Zero!!!!!
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My algorithm is finally showing some of my followers Halloween costumes and some of y'all are hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
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With the captions on... 😒🤣
Does anybody else’s father listen to the tv at elevated levels?!
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There is always, always, always something to be thankful for. 💯
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Oh, this was a dope alternative to Predator 🔥🔥🔥
Hi had to do Predator this year for halloween 🎃
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YES, BRING HIM BACK IN ANY CAPACITY‼️ 🔥🔥🔥
🚨 RUMOR: Dick Hallorann will return in 'IT: WELCOME TO DERRY' Season 2 as a teenager. Season 2 is set in 1935, 27 years before Season 1 (1962). If Dick was around 46 in 1962, that would make him roughly 19 in 1935. #WelcomeToDerry #IT
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