@_chair

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 Manhattan Island, NY
Joined July 2021
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i think the Chernobyl soundtrack ruined a whole genre of music to me, anything remotely similar sounds like death
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Chair
@_chair27 Dec 2025
Replying to @28916591779z @kokobono @0ddette
the Middle English phrase for "fuck my stupid chud life," translated into words the modern reader can understand, is "fuck my stupid chud life"
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did you know that xitter.cf/1418161990044950528/st… (user_id/status/post_id) is a working url but xitter.cf/1418161990044950528 (userid) is not
Chair
@_chairOct 20
Replying to @_chair
doesn't even check whether I already do
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wait no I'm dumb it just accepts any string in the first position xitter.cf/STUPID_IDIOT/status/21… ha ha now your. name is STUPID_IDIOT
noa undeadly
@noa_tate_23h
this quote tweet could have been a reply, which could have been a like, which could have been a beer 🍻
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don't quote tweet people! they don't like it!!
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when i have a slightly viral post, the next day i get like-notifications for that subset of fancy pants highbie mutuals that would never look at any of my posts otherwise
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not my number one biggest highbie mutual though. he just pops in from time to time. good guy
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TV news coverage of the cybersecurity disasters this week has been predictably shallow
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a9lim
@_a9limOct 21
NBC News
@NBCNewsOct 21
Vulnerabilities in a programming language that supports much of the internet are so severe that European and British authorities recommend websites temporarily go offline until they can be fixed. nbcnews.com/tech/security/cr…

Critical vulnerabilities in commonly used web code spark rush to update systems

As websites around the world race to patch the flaws, hackers have reportedly started exploiting them already.

nbcnews.com
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i always liked how on the lightning connector you could tell that the middle two pins were used for power because they're the ones that were on fire
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henry
@arithmoquineOct 20
after careful consideration i've decided the longhouse can wait 28 hours sitting on a bus, slept at the ukrainian border checkpoint (10 hour line), but made it to kyiv at last. heading further east to kharkiv tomorrow
henry
@arithmoquineOct 18
had train tickets lined up all the way to the frontline cus i'm bored. unfortunately multiple of the caring women in my life have treated me to a barrage of bribes and threats with the intent of putting a stop to this entertaining sidequest love wins. most longhoused man alive
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pretending to misunderstand what you wrote should never be the whole joke, but yes, it is the basis for most of my replies
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they literally found timothy treadwell's body inside the bear, why do we need this whodunnit Grizzly Man picture
Steve Sailer
@Steve_SailerOct 20
There isn't actually any doubt that Elizabeth Holmes factually and legally defrauded investors. Three film school students could slap together a wholly convincing documentary that demonstrates that. Thus, most of this talk about "You Can See Everything" is a waste of time.
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Huh. this seems kind of aggressive: xitter.cf/intent/user?user_id=14…

Chair (@_chair) on X

i'm still here / Personal data capture for agent stuff @desiloed / Shitposts, cryptic nonsense and complaining @chairoclock

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doesn't even check whether I already do
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if i was still actively writing music the fact that it's impossible to prove that one's music wasn't written by AI would probably be troubling. but only your friends' opinions matter anyway. comes down to expecting your friends to trust you i guess
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Amazon is selling AI listening devices for $75 and nobody is talking about it because Amazon is a boring company and we'd already given up on ever again having a private conversation
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Bro i got a sick beam of light on my hand right now bro. it's changing shapes and shit when i move. its hella bright too
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one thing that's weird as an older person with younger friends is finding out that starting in the mid-2010s all teenagers discovered that cutting yourself up with razor blades is kind of fun and takes your mind off of things and it's actually not as suicide adjacent anymore
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wait but to be clear I'm using those razor blades in my previous post for regular shaving purposes
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