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Contemplating the universe
Joined April 2017
Video but this was def my peak
quote this tweet with a picture of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE 🔥👀
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Bob blindness is a very real thing. Cuz why does my hair end at my chin now 😭
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rosalía wearing the junko shimada ss09 ballet heels 🩰
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My trick for sardines is to gaslight myself into thinking I’m really eating salt mackerel
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We’ve made too many advancements extending life expectancy for everyone to stop being slutty or celebrate Halloween by 30
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I know Michelle must get so annoyed 😭
Barack Obama: I am old enough to remember when a president wearing a tan suit was a major national controversy. And I know I looked good. It was tight. Crowd: Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Obama: Alright, alright. But I did.
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Obama Stretch My Hands
OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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Casually scrolling Pinterest 😌
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Men will stare you down thinking they’re exuding sultry seductive f*ck face, whole time it’s giving constipated kidnapper, predator, do not cross. Scared for my life!
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Is this AI?
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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the way new generations will never understand how huge her ass seemed to us back then… 😭
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everyone is so weird now and i think each of us has a moral obligation to warn someone they are getting weird if we notice they are becoming weird like this
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE
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Blessing the timeline
Calvin Klein teases new campaign with Jude Bellingham.
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Yesssss, but they stopped after a while
Anyone who takes Magnesium at night…do y’all have crazy, vivid dreams?
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I think my favorite thing about this is that there’s not a single accessory on her.
Kim Kardashian looking absolutely breathtaking during the All’s Fair photocall in Rome
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I am convinced Covid killed us and we are in hell
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