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جو ہو رہا ہے بالکل غلط ہو رہا ہے مگر جن کیساتھ ہو رہا ہے بالکل ٹھیک ہو رہا ہے !
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انڈیا کا یوتھیا بلکہ چ والا یوتھیا عمران ریاض ! اور پروگرام بھی منافق میر کا دکھا رہا ہے جس کو دنیا کی ہر خبر ہے سوائے اس کے پلاٹ کے !
#AajKiBaat | क्या इमरान और मुनीर की deal हो गई ? ImranKhan #AsimMunir #Pakistan @RajatSharmaLive
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Hey @Kasim_Khan_1999 and other jokers, We await your interview with national media on these horrific events staged by your mother @Jemima_Khan. Please join the @SkyYaldaHakim show to discuss the crimes covered by your mother instead of blaming Pakistan and its authorities every day.
"She's travelled across county lines.. and apparently been mistaken for a sex worker." I read Szilvia Berki's full 2014 Blikk interview in English. Sizzling stuff. I also explain that a judge's decision to talk about BANKRUPTING her in his order is unnecessary judicial intimidation, on behalf of a wealthy socialite and a convicted sex offender. Nice vibe.👇
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Hey Tommy, We know you're a full-time Rami, but why not give halal a try sometime? Might help bring a little sanity back. 🤔😂 Growing up, I always wondered why so many dog owners in Pakistan named their dogs Tommy. Now I think I'm finally starting to understand the connection. 💀😂
The British army signs a landmark pact with the UK's biggest halal supplier. Fun fact: More Muslims ran off to join ISIS from the UK when they tried to set up a Caliphate, than joined the British army. Now they're all eating halal.
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The core factual claims are verified as accurate based on Thames Valley Police’s recent confirmation, contemporary reporting, and the High Court judgment in Brand & Anor v Berki [2014] EWHC 2979 (QB). •25 July 2014 police attendance at the Oxfordshire address: (Jemimq house) Thames Valley Police has confirmed that on 25 July 2014 a woman reported that her partner had assaulted her in Oxfordshire. (Jemima Drama) Officers attended, spoke to the complainant, provided support, and ensured her partner left the address as she requested. No arrests were made. Jemima Goldsmith (then in a relationship with Russell Brand) has identified herself as that complainant and Brand as the partner; she has stated she chose not to press charges, citing concern about media impact on her teenage children. (Same children she using to malign Pakistan everyday through media ) This matches her public statement of 9 November 2026 that she had to call police to have him removed from her house during a violent incident in 2014. (This seems a scripted drama to save her skin that she called the police but didn’t press charges) •Same-day police decision on Szilvia (Sylvie) Berki’s complaint: The High Court judgment in the Brand/Goldsmith harassment claim against Berki records the facts as follows: Berki alleged an assault (including being pushed) by Brand during a 7 June 2014 visit to Goldsmith’s Oxfordshire home (arranged as a massage for Brand’s birthday). Police interviewed Berki on 17 July 2014. On 25 July 2014—the same day as the incident above—Thames Valley Police told Brand and Goldsmith there was no case to answer and informed Berki accordingly. The investigation was closed. (A later IPCC/Professional Standards review upheld the original decision, according to Goldsmith.) •Timeline of the injunction: On 12 August 2014 (18 days later), Brand and Goldsmith obtained an urgent anti-harassment injunction from Lewis J. It was continued by Carr J on 11 September 2014 and made permanent by summary judgment from Jay J in October 2015 (Brand & Goldsmith v Berki [2015] EWHC 3373). The order restricted Berki from making allegations of criminal conduct against them and from broad communications about the incident (with very narrow exceptions); it has been criticised for its scope, including apparent limits on speaking to police. Goldsmith has said she has instructed lawyers to agree to variations allowing Berki to speak to police again, though Brand’s consent has also been relevant. The “irony” of the same force closing one complaint while responding to another involving the same man on the same day, followed by joint legal action against the first complainant, is therefore factually grounded in the police confirmation and the recorded judgment facts.
I am going to describe some painful and personal things in relation to Russell Brand because I have been put in a position now where I feel that I have no choice other than to do so, given the misleading reports and speculation around the facts of a harassment injunction that was taken out to protect me and my family. Firstly, and most importantly, I am and have always been strongly and unequivocally on the side of all of Brand’s victims. I am in awe of the courageous women who came forward at Brand’s trial, told their stories, testified and ensured justice was done. I have had my own personal experience of his violence, coercive control and abuse. I had to call the police to have him removed from my house in 2014 during a violent incident. I chose not to press charges at the time and not to go public with this, as I was worried about the impact of the press attention on my then teenage children. I have neither seen nor spoken to Brand since that period in 2014. Whilst my pain in relation to this, pales in comparison to what the women have testified in court have suffered, this was a difficult period in my life which has had a lasting impact. Over several years, I assisted the journalists who finally exposed him; Ros Urwin, Louisa Compton and Dorothy Byrne.  I also undertook to testify in court to his abusiveness, if the newspaper that published the victims’ accounts were ever to be sued. I have spent much of my professional career trying to support unfairly demonised and silenced women, such as Monica Lewinsky and defending free speech. In 2014, a harassment injunction was taken out against a woman called Szilvia Berki which was made final in 2015.  I fully understand the good intentions of those now advocating on her behalf online and agree with their demand for this harassment injunction to be varied, as my lawyer made clear to Berki’s lawyer in December last year. However, the commentary and media reporting this week has presented an untrue narrative, which has opened me up to vile hatred and abuse online. For this reason, and to correct the record, I am providing the factual background to that injunction to explain why The High Court found the campaign of harassment by Berki against me to be, "oppressive and unacceptable” and made the order permanent. The background to this is that Ms Berki came to my house for roughly 30 minutes in June 2014, after I booked her to give a massage to Brand. By the time she arrived he had decided he didn’t want a massage and asked her to leave. She was clearly offended. I was present the whole time he was with her, and I did not see anything untoward, despite the fact that he was later found guilty of sexually assaulting other women and he later physically assaulted me. If I saw any man abuse any woman under any circumstances, I would do my utmost to stop them, without hesitation. Ms Berki later reported to the police that Brand had pushed her in the back whilst she was leaving the house and that she also said she was “attacked” by my dog, which she described in her police statement as my dog licking her face. The police rightly investigated Ms Berki’s complaint. I cooperated fully with the investigation, provided a truthful statement about what I saw and also provided CCTV footage, which showed my overly exuberant but totally unaggressive dog jumping up.   Following an investigation into Ms Berki’s allegations, police concluded that there was no case to answer and that no criminal offence had been committed. According to the police, at no time did Ms Berki ever state to them that she had been assaulted, threatened or falsely imprisoned. There was also a subsequent review of the investigation by the IPCC and Thames Valley Police Professional Standards which found that the original police investigation had been correct in its findings. In the meantime, several untrue stories appeared in the tabloid papers. Ms Berki forwarded an email to me confirming a payment for one such story she had received from The Sun newspaper. Articles were also published in The Telegraph, The Mail and The Mirror at Ms Berki’s instigation which contained her account of the alleged incident. Then having at first said in a story published by the Daily Mail that she had found me to be “really very nice, very, very nice,” she later embarked on a campaign of vicious antisemitic and threatening abuse online and in emails. Below is just a sample of some of those tweets and messages sent over many months (which were submitted to the judge who granted the harassment injunction)- (Jemima is a) “deeply rotted JEWISH Bitch” “Did you know that if your life is in danger you can LAWFULLY kill your attacker as defence?! … by now I could have lawfully kill at least 5-6 people who were hurting me” “Also happy birthday (Jemima). I hope you have more. In other words I hope you don’t die this year.” EMAIL- “If you make me very upset…you can expect the worts from me – I think you know this – without that I need to remind you” “What is going on in Britain is a dictatory of J evils. English Jewish Evil dictatory” “Would like to see justice, and I do not think that I should do it myself but what can I do when every organisation is scared of Jevils! ;)” “They say … Do not hate all Jews because you know a few Jewish evils. They are on top always decadent and evils” “Fortunately there are many mansions outside of the UK where Jewish money aristocrats are still not welcomed #Germany #Austria #Italy #Hungary” "Judge on High Court: I ordered her to shut up Jew. Do I have a case or not? soon we will kill her then". “A pity that I was in the UK. BB In Hungary if you would report the Police they would for sure find it without an investigation already that the Jews are guilty. Sad” “Every organisation is scared of JEVILS” “When my great grandparents see what Jews did to me they do something in heaven to solve this. I will not make my hand dirty with Jews.” “J evils … Rob, lie, crime” “I am so happy I am free from the English Jewish Evil dictator and outside of England the High Court cannot rule” “Probably I wait a bit more and than go public. What is going on in Britain is a dictatory of J evils.” She sent an enormous volume of similarly disturbing emails and tweets to or about me, to my family, to my workplace, to journalists from the national media to members of my family, to UNICEF UK where I had been a goodwill Ambassador for decades, and to organisations my ex-husband was associated with, and to MPs. She began disseminating on social media wild and untrue allegations about me, ranging from kidnap to cyberhacking, to having someone bump into her and laugh at her in the tube station, having her followed by two men, bribing the police, paying off a judge, and other false and alarming conspiracy theories based on my Jewishness. The number, tone and content of these messages was extremely frightening. It was distressing for my then teenage children and my family. I was concerned that Ms Berki was potentially a real danger to my family and me. I have had stalkers before and this behaviour felt similarly threatening. Although I was at this point no longer in contact with Brand, I agreed to the suggestion by his lawyer of a harassment order. My sole reason was to stop Ms Berki targeting me and my family. The harassment injunction was upheld by the High Court and Court of Appeal on several occasions. I engaged a lawyer of my own when I was made aware that Berki was applying to the court to vary the terms of the injunction. And I instructed my lawyer in December last year to approach Ms Berki’s barrister to say that I agreed to vary the injunction so that she could speak to the police again if she wanted to. I also instructed my lawyer to engage on her other requests. I did this despite my real fears that the harassment would re-commence and that her threatening antisemitism, if again unleashed, might exacerbate the danger to my children and me that we continue to face because of our Jewish heritage and their father’s political career and incarceration in Pakistan. Her barrister has not responded to my lawyer since May of this year despite trying to engage him. I was informed by her lawyer that any change to the injunction must also be agreed by Brand.  I have no ability to compel Brand in this matter, as I have not seen or spoken to him in over a decade. I hope this information will help clarify speculation about my involvement in the anti-harassment order. I am glad and relieved that Russell Brand has finally faced justice.
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Trying to divert media and Youthia attention from their mother to their father 😬
On 8 November 2026, Pakistani media sources reported that a doctor was allowed to visit my father Imran Khan in Adiala jail. There was no official acknowledgment of this. Adiala jail lacks the necessary equipment to perform the kind of tests he needs to provide proper medical assessments and treatment. My father has rapidly developed hypertension despite never having had high blood pressure before, and no family history of it. This raises the concern that external agents may have been used. Without assessment by independent, unbiased doctors, that cannot be ruled out. I demand, also on behalf of the rest of our family, that he should immediately receive proper medical treatment at Shifa International Hospital in the presence of his own doctors, as ordered by Pakistan’s Supreme Court in August. We would hold Asim Munir responsible for any sudden adverse health event suffered by my father in jail.
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Do not divert attention from your girls-supplier mother to your convicted father! You should be asking her the questions at this time ! You know the Youthias of your party are so dumb they will spin your mourning against Pakistan and jump on the bandwagon. Very clever of you and your mother that she spin it into antisemitism while you brought up your father's topic.
On 8 November 2026, Pakistani media sources reported that a doctor was allowed to visit my father Imran Khan in Adiala jail. There was no official acknowledgment of this. Adiala jail lacks the necessary equipment to perform the kind of tests he needs to provide proper medical assessments and treatment. My father has rapidly developed hypertension despite never having had high blood pressure before, and no family history of it. This raises the concern that external agents may have been used. Without assessment by independent, unbiased doctors, that cannot be ruled out. I demand, also on behalf of the rest of our family, that he should immediately receive proper medical treatment at Shifa International Hospital in the presence of his own doctors, as ordered by Pakistan’s Supreme Court in August. We would hold Asim Munir responsible for any sudden adverse health event suffered by my father in jail.
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حیرانگی ہے کہ پاکستان کیخلاف خود اور اپنے بچوں کے زریعے مسلسل پراپیگنڈہ کرنے غلیظ والی یہودن کیلئے ہمارے صحافی حضرات کیوں ہمدردیاں لیے بیٹھے ہیں ۔ وہ رامدی اپنی ماں کے نقش قدم پر چلتی ہوئی اپنے عاشقوں کو دوسری لڑکیاں سپلائی کرتی اور ان کو دھونس کے زریعے خاموش کرواتی رہی اور یہاں ان کے جگر کٹ رہے ہیںُ ۔ کبھی کبھی ان صحافیوں کی زہنی حالت پر تشویش ہوتی ہے ۔
جمائما گولڈ اسمتھ کی زندگی کا المیہ یہ ہے کہ عمران خان سے لے کر رسل برانڈ تک، ان کے رشتے ہمیشہ تنازعات اور تلخ تجربات کی زد میں رہے۔ اتنی ذہین، باصلاحیت اور خودمختار خاتون کو بھی شاید وہ محبت، عزت اور سکون نہ مل سکا جس کی وہ حقدار تھیں
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یوتھیوں کا ماموں ۰۰اپنی بہن کی کالی اور نیچ کرتوتوں سے توجہ ہٹانے کیلئے ۰۰۰ یوتھیوں کو ماموں بنانے والے کے حق میں ٹویٹ کر رہا ہے ۰۰۰ اسکے پرانے ٹویٹ کو ریٹویٹ کر کے یوتھی شیرو نما کتوں کی مدد طلب کرنا چاہا رہا ہے مگر ایک ہی بہن کی نسبت سے نیازی ، رسل برانڈ ، ہیوگ گرانٹ اور کیمرون کا یہ سالا نہیں جانتا کہ یوتھئیے سن ہو چکے ہیں ۰۰۰
Sulaiman is right. The govt is killing @ImranKhanPTI . They are doing it because unlike the current govt, he has the respect and love of the Pakistani people. He is their choice. No democracy should be shaking hands with the tyrannical regime of Munir. #freeImranKhan
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The glaring double standards of Jemima Goldsmith and her family are finally being called out. On the global stage, she positions herself as a progressive humanitarian, loudly campaigning for justice, human rights, and her imprisoned ex-husband, Imran Khan. But back in the UK, her actions tell a completely different story. In 2014, Goldsmith used her immense family wealth and elite lawyers to crush Szilvia Berki a working-class masseuse who alleged she was assaulted by Russell Brand. Instead of standing up for a woman, Goldsmith helped secure a lifelong High Court gagging order that silenced Berki and burdened her with a ruinous £50,000 legal debt. Berki had to represent herself because she couldn't afford a lawyer. While online rumors frequently try to link her elite circles to the notorious Epstein network, the real issue isn't a conspiracy theory, it is documented hypocrisy. You cannot claim to be a champion of global justice while using your financial privilege to silence a victim of a convicted sexual predator at home. True justice shouldn't just be a luxury for the rich and powerful. #JemimaGoldsmith #RussellBrand #JusticeForSzilviaBerki #Hypocrisy #LegalReform
Every word of this is true. My sister @Jemima_Khan went to court to protect her family from a campaign of antisemitic and unhinged threats, and she won. The High Court found the campaign against her "oppressive and unacceptable" and so made the order permanent. Twelve years on Jemima is now facing a fresh wave of abuse for having protected herself and her family from this person.
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You sound like a licking goat! You're a pathetic human like her. She silenced a woman over her kids' media attention and now sends her own children to the media daily for attention. She's a vile hypocrite who waited for her ex-BF to be jailed and now stands on moral high ground. British society calls her a rapist enabler, and this Desi feminist encourages her hypocrisy. What a lowlife you are! Shame.
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….and sending the same sons to the press and electronic media every other day, using her well known influence to malign a country's judicial system; however, she seems the real beneficiary of the system here.
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No one cares for ur essay. You can say whatever you want about a woman but robbed her of her ability to give her side of the story. You will go down in history as the small group of vile woman who sided with Russell Brand to abuse the legal system to silence a woman. Misusing the serious issue of anti s*mitism when ur not the victim is disgusting but on brand for you.
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She admitted the whole story, tried to cover it up, then sought sympathy with a long essay, and also admitted that she and her children are victimised because they are Jewish. Which is strange !
I am going to describe some painful and personal things in relation to Russell Brand because I have been put in a position now where I feel that I have no choice other than to do so, given the misleading reports and speculation around the facts of a harassment injunction that was taken out to protect me and my family. Firstly, and most importantly, I am and have always been strongly and unequivocally on the side of all of Brand’s victims. I am in awe of the courageous women who came forward at Brand’s trial, told their stories, testified and ensured justice was done. I have had my own personal experience of his violence, coercive control and abuse. I had to call the police to have him removed from my house in 2014 during a violent incident. I chose not to press charges at the time and not to go public with this, as I was worried about the impact of the press attention on my then teenage children. I have neither seen nor spoken to Brand since that period in 2014. Whilst my pain in relation to this, pales in comparison to what the women have testified in court have suffered, this was a difficult period in my life which has had a lasting impact. Over several years, I assisted the journalists who finally exposed him; Ros Urwin, Louisa Compton and Dorothy Byrne.  I also undertook to testify in court to his abusiveness, if the newspaper that published the victims’ accounts were ever to be sued. I have spent much of my professional career trying to support unfairly demonised and silenced women, such as Monica Lewinsky and defending free speech. In 2014, a harassment injunction was taken out against a woman called Szilvia Berki which was made final in 2015.  I fully understand the good intentions of those now advocating on her behalf online and agree with their demand for this harassment injunction to be varied, as my lawyer made clear to Berki’s lawyer in December last year. However, the commentary and media reporting this week has presented an untrue narrative, which has opened me up to vile hatred and abuse online. For this reason, and to correct the record, I am providing the factual background to that injunction to explain why The High Court found the campaign of harassment by Berki against me to be, "oppressive and unacceptable” and made the order permanent. The background to this is that Ms Berki came to my house for roughly 30 minutes in June 2014, after I booked her to give a massage to Brand. By the time she arrived he had decided he didn’t want a massage and asked her to leave. She was clearly offended. I was present the whole time he was with her, and I did not see anything untoward, despite the fact that he was later found guilty of sexually assaulting other women and he later physically assaulted me. If I saw any man abuse any woman under any circumstances, I would do my utmost to stop them, without hesitation. Ms Berki later reported to the police that Brand had pushed her in the back whilst she was leaving the house and that she also said she was “attacked” by my dog, which she described in her police statement as my dog licking her face. The police rightly investigated Ms Berki’s complaint. I cooperated fully with the investigation, provided a truthful statement about what I saw and also provided CCTV footage, which showed my overly exuberant but totally unaggressive dog jumping up.   Following an investigation into Ms Berki’s allegations, police concluded that there was no case to answer and that no criminal offence had been committed. According to the police, at no time did Ms Berki ever state to them that she had been assaulted, threatened or falsely imprisoned. There was also a subsequent review of the investigation by the IPCC and Thames Valley Police Professional Standards which found that the original police investigation had been correct in its findings. In the meantime, several untrue stories appeared in the tabloid papers. Ms Berki forwarded an email to me confirming a payment for one such story she had received from The Sun newspaper. Articles were also published in The Telegraph, The Mail and The Mirror at Ms Berki’s instigation which contained her account of the alleged incident. Then having at first said in a story published by the Daily Mail that she had found me to be “really very nice, very, very nice,” she later embarked on a campaign of vicious antisemitic and threatening abuse online and in emails. Below is just a sample of some of those tweets and messages sent over many months (which were submitted to the judge who granted the harassment injunction)- (Jemima is a) “deeply rotted JEWISH Bitch” “Did you know that if your life is in danger you can LAWFULLY kill your attacker as defence?! … by now I could have lawfully kill at least 5-6 people who were hurting me” “Also happy birthday (Jemima). I hope you have more. In other words I hope you don’t die this year.” EMAIL- “If you make me very upset…you can expect the worts from me – I think you know this – without that I need to remind you” “What is going on in Britain is a dictatory of J evils. English Jewish Evil dictatory” “Would like to see justice, and I do not think that I should do it myself but what can I do when every organisation is scared of Jevils! ;)” “They say … Do not hate all Jews because you know a few Jewish evils. They are on top always decadent and evils” “Fortunately there are many mansions outside of the UK where Jewish money aristocrats are still not welcomed #Germany #Austria #Italy #Hungary” "Judge on High Court: I ordered her to shut up Jew. Do I have a case or not? soon we will kill her then". “A pity that I was in the UK. BB In Hungary if you would report the Police they would for sure find it without an investigation already that the Jews are guilty. Sad” “Every organisation is scared of JEVILS” “When my great grandparents see what Jews did to me they do something in heaven to solve this. I will not make my hand dirty with Jews.” “J evils … Rob, lie, crime” “I am so happy I am free from the English Jewish Evil dictator and outside of England the High Court cannot rule” “Probably I wait a bit more and than go public. What is going on in Britain is a dictatory of J evils.” She sent an enormous volume of similarly disturbing emails and tweets to or about me, to my family, to my workplace, to journalists from the national media to members of my family, to UNICEF UK where I had been a goodwill Ambassador for decades, and to organisations my ex-husband was associated with, and to MPs. She began disseminating on social media wild and untrue allegations about me, ranging from kidnap to cyberhacking, to having someone bump into her and laugh at her in the tube station, having her followed by two men, bribing the police, paying off a judge, and other false and alarming conspiracy theories based on my Jewishness. The number, tone and content of these messages was extremely frightening. It was distressing for my then teenage children and my family. I was concerned that Ms Berki was potentially a real danger to my family and me. I have had stalkers before and this behaviour felt similarly threatening. Although I was at this point no longer in contact with Brand, I agreed to the suggestion by his lawyer of a harassment order. My sole reason was to stop Ms Berki targeting me and my family. The harassment injunction was upheld by the High Court and Court of Appeal on several occasions. I engaged a lawyer of my own when I was made aware that Berki was applying to the court to vary the terms of the injunction. And I instructed my lawyer in December last year to approach Ms Berki’s barrister to say that I agreed to vary the injunction so that she could speak to the police again if she wanted to. I also instructed my lawyer to engage on her other requests. I did this despite my real fears that the harassment would re-commence and that her threatening antisemitism, if again unleashed, might exacerbate the danger to my children and me that we continue to face because of our Jewish heritage and their father’s political career and incarceration in Pakistan. Her barrister has not responded to my lawyer since May of this year despite trying to engage him. I was informed by her lawyer that any change to the injunction must also be agreed by Brand.  I have no ability to compel Brand in this matter, as I have not seen or spoken to him in over a decade. I hope this information will help clarify speculation about my involvement in the anti-harassment order. I am glad and relieved that Russell Brand has finally faced justice.
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That should be investigated thoroughly. Let’s see if the UK differs from third-world countries where the wealthy and influential evade the law.
This injunction could well be the most legally consequential thing to emerge from the Russell Brand trial. The way Jemima Khan and Russell Brand used their wealth and the law against Szilvia Berki needs to be scrutinised in depth. thetimes.com/uk/law/article/…
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This injunction could well be the most legally consequential thing to emerge from the Russell Brand trial. The way Jemima Khan and Russell Brand used their wealth and the law against Szilvia Berki needs to be scrutinised in depth. thetimes.com/uk/law/article/…
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تم جیسے راتب خور خود اے آئی وڈیو بنا کر الزام دوسروں پر دھرتے ہیں شرمُ کرو انگوٹھا ایکسپرٹ
مولوی عورت کے ساتھ تو کوئی کہانی نہ ہوئی 🤔
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Maybe @Jemima_Khan advised him to blame and put everything on the establishment and carry a Bible with him to fool ordinary people since this method worked in Pakistan where a well known playboy and another of Jemima’s exes infact first so called husband used the same pattern and became more famous in brainless people knows as Youthias!
The nation has been left stunned after a man who got a tax payer-funded BBC chauffeur to pick up his 16-year-old girlfriend from school when he was 29 years old has turned out to be a rapist. I mean where were the signs? The man in question is attempted comedian Russell Brand—someone who mysteriously carved out a TV and movie career despite not being remotely funny or likeable. If you don’t know who I’m talking about, Brand is the one who always looks like he’s pissing on railway lines. Yes, he’s the ex-husband of the first woman to take a joy ride in space! Brand ended his marriage to Katy Perry when the allegations against him first emerged. He then became a Youtuber so he could convince people that the eventual court case was an establishment stitch up. This argument would’ve been more convincing if he’d found a single person to defend his character in court. Brand conveniently discovered that he loved Jesus and started carrying a Bible everywhere he went. This was definitely not for the cameras. He was interviewed by Piers Morgan who asked him which Bible passages were most meaningful to him. Unfortunately, he couldn’t answer. At least he’ll have plenty of time to spend with his booky wook in prison. Brand actually thought he was gonna be redemeed, saying he could “feel God’s presence” while walking into court. He told his social media followers the prayers seemed to be working. Unfortunately for him, God doesn’t like rapists any more than the jury did. After falling silent while the prosecution cross-examined him on why he kept groping women without their consent, and forcing himself on them, he was convicted of rape and three counts of sexual assault. This came as a huge surprise to everyone who’d looked the other way for the past 25 years. Brand will no doubt be delighted to find that many prison inmates share his disregard for consent. I’m sure he won’t object if his big strong cellmate decides he just can’t help himself. Brand’s sex crimes were so well-known that his fellow comedians called him out on stage for years before the law caught up with him. It’s not like he kept any of this a secret. He bragged about his rapes and sexual assaults in a book that reached number 1 in the Sunday Times best sellers list and was widely praised by critics. He was declared Shagger of the Year three times by the Sun newspaper. His management enrolled him in a sex addiction clinic where he was asked to draw up a list of all the women he’d wronged. He compared the process to Saddam Hussein being asked about individual kurds he’d killed. In a follow-up memoir, he wrote of his time in the “nicky wick”, “If this is what I’m telling you, can you imagine what’s being left out?” Brand was so confident of his crimes that he laughed on the radio about how he indecently exposed himself to women. He even offered to send his naked assistant to one man during an interview—the man in question was Sir Jimmy Saville. Brand caused a public outcry in 2008 when he called 78-year-old Andrew Sachs for his BBC Radio 2 show with Jonathan Woss. The incident was pre-recorded and producers decided it was fine to air. During the call, Brand said, “I shagged your granddaughter”, made a mock apology to Sachs, and then suggested he commit suicide. Since humiliating old people counts as entertainment in the UK, both men continued to have successful TV careers and Brand even starred in a couple of terrible Hollywood movies. It’s funny how rapists fail upwards, isn’t it? Brand is just the latest in a long line of people to follow the proud BBC tradition of sexual offences. They include Sir Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris CBE, Stuart Hall OBE, Huw Edwards MBE, Chris Denning, and Tim Westwood. You’ll be pleased to know the BBC did their utmost to shelter these men for years until the law caught up with them. Aren’t you glad you’re forced to pay your licence fee?
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قاسم و سلیمان سمیت لاکھوں یوتھیوں کی والدہ ماجدہ جمائما کی وفا کی پیکر جو کہ مسلا ماں کے لبادے میں پاکستان میں موجود رہی اگر ایپسٹین فائلز مکمل کھل گئی تو اس جوڑے کا بھی زکر ان میں ضرور ہوگا کیونکہ یہ سب ایک قماش کے لوگ ہیں دنیا کی مشہور شخصیت سلویا کو جنسی تعلق قائم کرنے پر مجبور کرنا چاہتی تھی صحافی: میتھیو کوزکا
تاریخ: 4 اگست 2014، صبح 7:48 جمیما خان اور رسل برانڈ پر انگلینڈ میں رہنے والی ایک ہنگری کی خاتون مساج تھراپسٹ نے جنسی حملے کا الزام عائد کیا ہے۔ سلویا برکی کو صحافی اور ارب پتی خاندان سے تعلق رکھنے والی جمیما خان نے اپنے بوائے فرینڈ، کامیڈین، ریڈیو اور ٹی وی میزبان رسل برانڈ کے لیے سالگرہ کے سرپرائز کے طور پر مساج کرنے کے لیے بلایا تھا۔ تاہم خاتون کے مطابق یہ مساج اس طرح نہ ہو سکا جس طرح اس جوڑے نے پہلے طے کیا تھا، کیونکہ خاتون کے خیال میں اس ملاقات کے بارے میں ان دونوں کے ارادے کچھ اور ہی تھے۔ سلویا برکی نے بتایا: "جمیما نے جون کے آغاز میں مجھ سے رابطہ کیا۔ ہم نے پہلے ٹیکسٹ پیغامات اور پھر ای میل کے ذریعے معاملات طے کیے۔ وہ چاہتی تھیں کہ میں رسل برانڈ کی سالگرہ کے موقع پر ان کا مساج کروں۔ مجھے اس بات پر حیرت ہوئی کہ انہوں نے مقامی مساج تھراپسٹ کے بجائے مجھے بلایا، لیکن چونکہ انہوں نے میرے سفر کے اخراجات ادا کرنے اور میرے لیے گاڑی بھیجنے کی پیشکش کی تھی، اس لیے میں راضی ہو گئی۔ ہم نے 500 پاؤنڈ (تقریباً ایک لاکھ 90 ہزار ہنگری فورنٹس) معاوضہ طے کیا، کیونکہ مجھے چار گھنٹے کا سفر کرنا تھا اور وہ ویک اینڈ تھا۔ جمیما نے میرا استقبال کیا اور مجھے اوپر ایک مہمان کمرے میں لے گئیں، جہاں ایک ڈبل بیڈ کے ساتھ مساج کی میز بھی رکھی ہوئی تھی۔ انہوں نے کہا کہ آپ آرام سے کپڑے تبدیل کر لیں، اور پھر تقریباً دس منٹ کے لیے کمرے سے باہر چلی گئیں۔ جب وہ واپس آئیں تو انہوں نے زیرِ جامہ پہن رکھا تھا۔ اس وقت مجھے لگا کہ شاید ان کا بھی مساج ہونا ہے، لیکن وہ صرف ڈبل بیڈ پر لیٹ گئیں اور مجھے دیکھنے لگیں۔ اس کے بعد رسل کمرے میں داخل ہوئے، دروازہ بند کیا اور لائٹ بند کر دی، صرف ہلکی روشنی باقی رہنے دی۔ میں نے جمیما سے کہا کہ وہ مساج کی میز پر لیٹ جائیں، لیکن انہوں نے کہا کہ وہ (رسل) ڈبل بیڈ پر مساج کروانا چاہتے ہیں۔ میں وہاں گئی تو رسل مجھ پر چڑھنے کی کوشش کرنے لگے۔ ان دونوں نے واضح کر دیا کہ ان کا ارادہ اس بات سے بالکل مختلف تھا جس پر ہماری پہلے بات ہوئی تھی۔ اگر مجھے پہلے سے معلوم ہوتا کہ وہاں ایسا ہونے والا ہے تو میں کبھی وہاں نہ جاتی۔" ہنگری کی یہ مساج تھراپسٹ، جو انگلینڈ میں رہتی ہیں، نے یہ بات ہنگری کے اخبار Blikk کو بتائی۔ ان کا خیال تھا کہ انہیں نہ صرف جنسی طور پر ہراساں کیا گیا بلکہ ان کی ذاتی آزادی بھی محدود کر دی گئی، کیونکہ ان کے مطابق وہ بمشکل گھر سے باہر نکل سکتی تھیں۔ اہم وضاحت: یہ 2014 کے ایک اخبار کی رپورٹ کا اردو ترجمہ ہے۔ اس میں بیان کردہ باتیں سلویا برکی کے الزامات اور ان کے بیان پر مبنی ہیں، انہیں عدالت میں ثابت شدہ حقائق نہیں سمجھنا چاہیے۔
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So what precisely did Ms Berki allege? There's little in the UK press. But there was extensive coverage in the Hungarian press: 24.hu/szorakozas/2014/08/04/…
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جب یوتھئے بتاتے تھے کہ جمائما وفا کا پیکر ہے اور پنکی سے پہلے تقریباً ہر یوتھئے کی تمنا تھی کہ اس کی والدہ ماجدہ بھی ویسی ہو، تو ہم سمجھتے رہے کہ قاسم و سلیمان کے مبینہ باپ کی وجہ سے نیازی کے ہر دونمبر کام میں مدد کے لیے پہنچ جاتی ہے اور آج تک یہودی لابی کے میڈیا سے اس کیلئے آرٹیکل اور اپنے بچوں کے پروگرام کروا رہی ہے مگر دراصل حقیقت میں جمائما طبعی طور پر یاروں کی یار ہے۔ وہ جس یار کے ساتھ بھی رہی، اسے خوش کرنے اور پھنس جانے کی صورت میں ساتھ کھڑی رہی۔ اب اس کہانی میں جمائما نے اپنے اس وقت کے یار کو ایک لڑکی کا تحفہ دیا۔ جون 2014ء میں جمیما گولڈ اسمتھ نے اپنے اُس وقت کے یار۰۰۰ رسل برینڈ کی سالگرہ کے لیے سِلویا برکی نامی خاتون کو مساج کے لیے بلایا۔ مساج کی سہولیات دینے کے بعد خاتون نے دعویٰ تھا کہ رسل برینڈ نے ان کے ساتھ بدسلوکی اور جسمانی حملہ کیا۔ رسل برینڈ اور جمیما نے ان الزامات کی تردید کی۔ آپ جمائما کا اثرورسوخ رسوخ دیکھیں کہ خاتون نے پولیس سے شکایت کی، لیکن پولیس نے تحقیقات کے بعد مزید کارروائی نہ کرنے کا فیصلہ کیا۔ بعد میں رسل برینڈ اور جمیما نے خاتون کے خلاف ہائی کورٹ سے قانونی حکم حاصل کیا، جس کے تحت انہیں ان دونوں کو ہراساں کرنے اور ان کے بارے میں بعض باتیں پھیلانے سے روکا گیا۔ تاکہ میدیا میں شور ناں مچے ! 2026ء میں کیا نیا انکشاف ہوا؟ 7 نومبر 2026ء کو Tax Policy Associates نے اس مقدمے کے بارے میں ایک تفصیلی رپورٹ شائع کی۔ اس رپورٹ کے مطابق: حیران کن طور پر خاتون کے خلاف حکمِ امتناع بہت وسیع تھا۔ انہیں مبینہ واقعے کے بارے میں صحافیوں، دوستوں اور خاندان والوں سے بات تک کرنے تک سے روکا گیا تھا۔ ان پر £50,000 قانونی اخراجات ادا کرنے کا حکم بھی تھا۔ اس مقدمے میں اصل واقعے کی حقیقت کا باقاعدہ ٹرائل نہیں ہوا، اس لیے عدالت نے یہ حتمی فیصلہ نہیں دیا تھا کہ خاتون کے الزامات درست تھے یا غلط !
On Thursday I wrote about the 2014 injunction Russell Brand obtained against a woman who accused him of assault. I've now obtained the final order. It's breathtaking. She had no lawyer. No trial. Yet she was silenced for life - even barred from speaking to the police. 🧵:
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