the nights are cold and the fights are meatless 🥀 27 she/her

New York, USA
Joined February 2014
came home from a wedding and needed to kiss my cat immediately
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Dammit was the mascot of a U.S. Marine dive bomber squadron and the only female to see combat during the Battle of Guadalcanal in 1942. She served as an early warning system because her acute hearing allowed her to detect approaching aircraft. When Marines saw her dart into a foxhole, they knew to prepare for an air raid. Dammit also produced kittens named Helldiver, Hellcat, Hellion, and Hellbent that became mascots for other squadrons. Her smallest kitten was deemed unfit for military service and simply named Hello. #cat #cats #catlovers
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I'm so bloated off beer that you could throw a rubix cube at my belly and it'd bounce off with so much force that the dang thing would solve itself before it hit the ground
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There's just so many clips.
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Oh my gourd! Look at how cute my baby picture is. 🧡😂🎃
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Replying to @amittyforger
This is totally irresponsible of Eric. I understand he wants to eat chicken, but is it worth losing his friends?
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On this day in 1999, Cartoon Network aired a 24-hour Scooby-Doo marathon for Halloween. The marathon was filled with little clips between episodes parodying THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT which had been released in theaters just a few a few months earlier.
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🎶Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 🎶….
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We have a pretty exciting announcement! A critically endangered male Amur leopard cub was born to mom Anastasia and dad Mango on September 8!
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I looked them up and they appear to be at the Pima Animal Care Center (PACC) in Tucson, Arizona. If you adopt both of these dogs together — or any animal from this center — I will pay for a month's worth of pet food and help you find a good pair of pants. 24petconnect.com/PimaAdoptab…
Saw something very cute at the shelter today
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emma retweeted
h3h3 just did this shit to bring the tl together one last time
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i’m sorry, the least believable part of this story so far is that H3 has a hr department
Replying to @xwiddleyx
I don’t know. But this was OUR demand to HR immediately. Not just zero involvement but total divestment.
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just cackling bc this is the exact thing ethan klein would do an emergency podcast on if it was anyone else
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emma retweeted
in which hila says Tamara looks like a sibling of her children
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56 million square feet of forest. There needs to be public beheadings.
JUST IN: Wolves are reportedly roaming into Finnish villages after Google cleared over 56 million square feet of forest for AI data centers.
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It was only a kiss, IT WAS ONLY A KISS!
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‼️🚨UNCONFIRMED RUMBLINGS OF MORE ETHAN KLEIN REVELATIONS Jeff Wittek’s friend cuts the mic mid stream to spill more alleged TEA ABOUT ETHAN KLEIN “I didn’t know it could get worse than last night…is that on Twitter yet? Wait til they find out—this is going NUCLEAR
BRO APPARENTLY THERE'S MORE??????????
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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
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emma retweeted
"The best way to honour Ethan Klein is to relish in his downfall, because that's what he would do. That's what he would want!" - Caroline Kwan
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Quick reminder that AB's entire function on the show was to serve as an Arab/Muslim human shield.
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