fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Project Liberal

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A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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barıs · Oct 26, 2026 · 8:52 PM UTC

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barıs@alawitebaOct 26

suck a dick or knock this off

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dave · Oct 27, 2026 · 1:30 PM UTC

dave@_dobbsey23h

Can tell it’s Halloween when the only thing you can catch on Pokemon Go is bloody Pumpkaboo

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dave · Oct 27, 2026 · 12:27 PM UTC

dave@_dobbseyOct 27

99.99% of people wouldn’t notice a fucking difference mate

Shillitz

@shillitzOct 26

Tomorrow if they put Tommy away.. I'd predict a seriously unstable nation. They know that though..

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charlie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 · Oct 26, 2026 · 11:01 PM UTC

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charlie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@charlieej_Oct 26

cunts trapped in an episode of bargain hunt 🤣

leep@leep_snOct 26

There is a lot going on in Holloway’s house…

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Big Breeze · Oct 26, 2026 · 5:43 PM UTC

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Big Breeze

@ReekoSqueezeOct 26

Took his son to work to show them he gotta family to feed 💀 fair play

MUFC Scoop

@MUFCScoopOct 26

🚨Michael Carrick leaving Carrington with his son, Jacey. [@ManUtdMEN] #MUFC

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I’ll be Nick for Now · Oct 26, 2026 · 9:53 PM UTC

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I’ll be Nick for Now@Comedian_NickMOct 26

BODEGA PEPTIDES@bigsnuggaOct 26

so glad i didnt turn out like those fat guys who lose a bunch of weight and become evil. i was evil when i was fat too

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dave · Oct 27, 2026 · 7:35 AM UTC

dave@_dobbseyOct 27

The pray the gay away church by my work is having an open day if anyone fancies it, free coffee and cake

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dave · Oct 26, 2026 · 7:12 PM UTC

dave@_dobbseyOct 26

not a single poppy between them

Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧

@TRobinsonNewEraOct 26

Thank you to the security team for keeping morale up for the last 7 days. We go again tomorrow

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breigha · Oct 26, 2026 · 4:44 AM UTC

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breigha@breiighaOct 26

it used to piss me off as a kid when i would say my dream job was to be a wrestler and some fucktard classmate would say “you could be like alicia fox” like what if i wanted to be like fandango or cheeseburger the fuck

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dave · Oct 26, 2026 · 6:08 PM UTC

dave@_dobbseyOct 26

In the first episode of Crystal Lale, when the 2 men come to Pamela Voorhees’s home one of the men says “Vorhees is a unique name you don’t hear often” to which she responds “It’s a family name”. Well no shit, that’s how surnames work.

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