If you don't have bread, eat cake|| @iamfels1 || Email: [email protected]

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined January 2017
Today, we live under the tyranny of optimization. Every hobby must become a side hustle, every moment must be tracked by an app or captured and broadcasted for validation from strangers, and every hour must yield measurable results. Be intentional and deliberate about preserving areas of your life that you refuse to either optimize or monetize. Read dense books purely for the joy of reading slowly, go for camping or hiking purely for the thrill and the experience, go for long walks with no destination in mind, or pick up an art you're not good at. When you protect unoptimized spaces in your life, you assert your humanity over the industrial demand for constant output. Life is not an equation to be solved or an efficiency metric to be maximized; it is a landscape to be experienced. Sovereign inefficiency reclaims your right to exist without having to justify your existence through utility. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Como handing over Manchester United to Bournemouth. – at Sondu, Kenya
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Amolo – at Oyugis, Kenya
Despite our in-house differences, Kenyans always show unity, patriotism and unwavering support to fellow Kenyans when they fly our flag at any international stage. Be it Harambee Stars, Kenya 7s, police in Haiti, or athletes at the Olympics. Baba deserves the same at the AUC.🙏
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The North remembers – at Oyugis, Kenya
I don't like Raila's style of politics, didn't even vote for him. He is a man with his shortcomings, just like the rest of us. However, it will be very unpatriotic to support someone from another country when a fellow Kenyan is vying for the AUC chairperson position.
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In 1963 when Kenya got independence, there are people who complained that there was no land. In 2008, when Bitcoin was launched, there are people who complained that there was no money. Even in 2060, there will be complainers that there is no money. Lawi la mkosaji ni mengi. – at Sondu, Kenya
Sai vile hakuna cash flow Kenya ukijaribu kuweka biashara ni hivo umeisha
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He has killed the economy. Factories are closing down. Agriculture sector has collapsed. – at Sondu, Kenya
Kisumu National Polytechnic will launch its Sh1.2 billion textile factory in January 2027. The World Bank-funded facility will train students and produce garments, covering the entire process from cotton spinning to finished clothing
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Sifundu ako na memory ya Ngiri🤣🤣🤣. When Baba transitioned, I thought they were joking calling Gachieth Fathe, Kumbe ni fisi walivalia ngozi ya Mbuzi🤣, Leo walikuwa mboka pamoja na fathe wao.
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Help me understand how this works. Ruto has lost support everywhere in the country. In fact, he can't even manage 2% of total votes cast. However, there are 8m voters on the mountain who may vote for him instead of Sifuna if Gachagua doesn't tell them whom to vote for. Right? – at Sondu, Kenya
Yenyewe mnakuanga doleful ajabu wdym Sifuna should not meet Gachagua? Murima has some good votes and Gachagua is the gateway alishaown iyo block.
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Post 1: Men are logical while women are emotional. Reaction: Yes. As men, we are very rational thinkers. We leave emotions to women. Post 2: Ruto will be re-elected for a second term. Reaction: 500 comments. 90% are men. 100% of their reactions are emotional and insults. – at Sondu, Kenya
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Sifuna's spokesman is being flanked by the lady with the purse as he abuses Gladys Wanga for being childless. Meanwhile, the lady with the purse is giggling while still childless at 47 (for obvious reasons). Siasa 😂 – at Sondu, Kenya
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PSG vs Barcelona is raining goals. What an epic clash! You watch and wonder whether this is the same football that troubles Manchester United. – at Sondu, Kenya
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PSG will win this season's Champions League. Third in a row. Only Chelsea can stop them...... – at Oyugis, Kenya
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DNA test has revealed that Stivo Simple Boy is not the biological father of 'his son' with Brenda. They have broken up, consequently. As usual, the woman is also surprised that Steve is not the biological father of their son......another man with pure intentions bites the dust! – at Sondu, Kenya
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Rule of Law and constitutionalism........😂😂😂 – at Homa Bay, Kenya
You Cannot Go To The Streets And Expect Police To Come Kiss You - Gachagua ow.ly/OzLt50PifjX
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It seems the only town with a 24/7 vibrant economy in Kenya is Kisii town.....closely followed by Bamburi Fisheries. – at Sondu, Kenya
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97 years to go. Non-shareholders be ready – at Sondu, Kenya
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Person A: Ruto is a murderer. He killed Gen Z protestors. Person B: How did he kill them? Person A: He was the head of state and commander in chief when the police shot and killed Gen Zs. Person B: Is Uhuru a murderer for killing hundreds of NASA and CORD supporters in 2014, 2015, and 2017? Person A: Who was his deputy? Person B: Are you saying Gachagua is also a murderer because he was the deputy when Gen Zs were shot? Person A: Yes Person B: Why is Sifuna meeting and teaming up with a murderer? Person A: Abujubuju – at Sondu, Kenya
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Rule of law of Constitutionalism has teamed up with someone whom he stated is a constitutional illiterate. 😂😂😂😂 – at Sondu, Kenya
No one expects Gachagua to grasp complex Constitutional concepts like delegated sovereignty when he couldn’t even get his oath of office right. Going forward we are not going to explain anything to these constitutional illiterates. Sisi tukielewa tunasonga wewe pambana na cash crop za Nyandarua.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 – at Sondu, Kenya
Senator Methu under fire for advocating use of Raila portrait on liquor bottles to curb alcoholism in Central Kenya bit.ly/3L2D4hj
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