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United Kingdom
Joined August 2009
This little kid is 5 years old, didn’t miss a beat all night. So sick!
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1. Simply pointing out whether someone is left or right wing isn't winning the argument. 2. If a joke is good enough, it can be enjoyed by anyone. 3. It's not all about you. 4. Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.
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Completely spot on by @piersmorgan
Piers Morgan: "The Left Have Become Unbearable". When did @piersmorgan become so woke?
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If you can get people fired and socially ostracized for disagreeing with you, you’re not oppressed, you’re an oppressor.
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Unpopular opinion: No one needs to text you and tell they are busy and will get at you later. If they don't respond they are busy. People are not required to be constantly available to you, or you them. Learn to give people space.
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Gianni retweeted
Brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it Me: it.
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Wtf just found out the name Niamh is pronounced “Neve” Found it well hard to beliamh
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starbucks: we’ve banned plastic straws! me: oh hell yes starbucks: yeah we’ve got these cool new lids instead me: what are they made of starbucks: plastic me: starbucks: me: starbucks: wait shit
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Degree or no, hard work gets recognised and I feel that it will take you far That said, I’ve got no time for people who belittle those with or without a degree. People take different journeys on the path to success but regardless of education, traits are common and shared – at London, England
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𝙎𝙇𝘼𝙈 ᴘᴏᴇᴛʀʏ Yelˡᶦⁿᵍ 𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖗𝖞 ᴡᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴀ LOT sᴘᴇᴄɪғɪᴄ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ᴏғ VIEW ON THINGS ℂ𝕐ℕ𝕋ℍ𝕀𝔸 ᴄʏɴ-ᴛʜɪ-UHH 𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐄𝐃 ⁴ 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐈𝐍-𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐀𝐒 נεsυs ᶜʳᶦᵉᵈ ʀᴜɴᴀᴡᴀʏ ʙʀɪᴅᴇ 𝕛𝕦𝕝𝕚𝕒 robERTS julia rob ᴴᵁᴿᵀˢ ᴄʏɴ-ᴛʜɪ-UHH
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A pleasure as always, kind sir. Until next time! xitter.cf/_stayhome/status/10012…
I see @_giannisf approximately once a year, and it's at Slam Dunk almost every time, 3rd year running, see ya next year dude 😂
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every girl whose idea of flirting was by stealing someones hat is pregnant now
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Gianni retweeted
In honor of @tonyhawk turning 50 today, we take you back this iconic moment in 1999 ... the first-ever 900.
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College Logic: A stranger in the library asking you, another stranger in the library to watch their stuff and protect it from other strangers in the library – at Chicago, IL
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Got to feel bad when you're referencing a journal article with a load of authors that ends with "et al" so you search for the rest of the authors to find its literally one person. So every time the work they spent countless hours producing is cited, they're always forgotten. RIP
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Remember kids, It's 420 eve, don't forget to leave out yo milk and cookies for Snoop Dogg.
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The Baudelaire children: That's literally Count Olaf right there please he's going to kidnap us again Every other character:
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