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Bryden

@_glutenzone

twitter i hardly know 'er :) she/they

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Joined February 2017
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The President’s disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers. He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations. It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.
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me buying groceries for just one meal bc i live in a walkable neighborhood and treat my grocery store like a personal fridge
Weston “Cracker Barrel” Barclays (@WestBarclays) profile pictureWeston “Cracker Barrel” Barclays@WestBarclays26 Dec 2024
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Obviously none of y’all have had to get groceries for a week and try to take that back to your apartment on bike 😂 Also if you own a car in any city that’s semi walkable, and you gotta use it once every now and then, TRAFFIC IS HORRIBLE.
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there's a cat
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They come back to invade Earth
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All cats go to heaven
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Replying to @_glutenzone
@_glutenzone btw
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new type of person just dropped
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is this real?
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Today is the only day you can retweet this
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Most accurate depiction of me and Barney every night
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pride! :3
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Chemistree
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She is starting to like the new place
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marry someone who says: - i love you - i'm proud of you - i'm grateful for you - yes we can have more soup - no 3 soups in a day isn't too much - yes i can make you soup again - no 12am isn't too late to have soup
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Shit took a wrong turn now I’m with the Brit’s :(
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Bryden (@_glutenzone) profile pictureBryden@_glutenzone18 Mar 2024
Holy shit it’s St. Patrick’s day lemme just fly to Ireland real quick
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Holy shit it’s St. Patrick’s day lemme just fly to Ireland real quick
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my cat just walks up to me, says what I can only believe to be a slur & just saunters away.
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