Joined August 2015
Questions for people who chew with their mouths open: 1. How does food not fall out? 2. Can you not hear yourself? If you can, how do you stand it? 3. What’s it like to have so many people hate you?
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just tried this out. pretty awesome. life is full of fun surprises. grateful for another day here on earth
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who wants to have a board game night
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being an adult is hard but can you imagine having to do math homework again
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Her: Who's your favourite literary vampire? Me: The one in Sesame Street Her: He doesn't count Me: I can assure you that he does
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Although he rarely says it. I know when Guy Fieri don’t really like something.
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Please let me know if you understand this post. All you have to do is look at it and comment yes if you understand.
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The CDC said just wear jeans and a cute top
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I can’t stop thinking about how crazy the beginning of the pandemic was. My English professor pulled up a recipe for a Hot Toddy on the projector and said “we’re going virtual. If you get sick drink this. Best of luck” and I never saw him again
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Bringing this classic back for Red Day 😌 vm.tiktok.com/ZM84tkQa1/
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“You should wear a jacket and a ball cap for Halloween” “And be Pitbull?”
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i still think about this..... this was funnier than anything snl has done in 10 years
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Me: ok that's everything in the dishwasher *presses start and turns around* Teaspoon: you're not gonna believe this
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My boyfriend just tired ramen noodles for the first time today while I have literally been living off of them for 4 years. If that doesn’t show how twisted the world is I don’t know what does
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18 year old taylor: so dignified in your well pressed suit 🙄☹️😤 the suit in question:
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