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Gratitude is the ultimate attitude. Things could always be worse. Things could always be better. Those cancel each other out and what remains is gratitude for the present.
Finalized before you finish reading this sentence.
Alpenglow cut Solana’s finality to ~150ms, J.P. Morgan brought its tokenized money market funds onchain, and a tokenized stock did twice as much volume on Solana as on traditional exchanges.
Here’s what shipped:
📰 Headline News
- @anza_xyz shipped Alpenglow, slashing finality to ~150ms in Solana's biggest consensus upgrade yet
- @JPMorganAM’s tokenized money market funds went live on Solana
- @xStocksFi’s VIDAx did 2x the volume on Solana vs traditional exchanges over 30 days
📰 Launches
- Tokenized $TSLA, $META, and $AAPL went live via @sunrise, issued by @BackpackOnchain
- @JupiterExchange embedded native swaps into @DecryptMedia
- @1inch enabled trading for @Ondo's 450+ tokenized equities and ETFs on Solana
- @reflectmoney Create went live, enabling launch of custom yield-split stablecoin
- @BlockRunAI activated Zero Data Retention for privacy-first AI inference
- @birdeye_data launched Peak, a unified digital asset terminal for institutions
- @orca_so added Adaptive Fee profiles, featuring dynamic "Launch Spike" and "Quick Reset" curves
- @altitude shipped multi-entity support for unified corporate treasury and card management
- @listendotmoney debuted a vibe trading platform powered by AI agents for research and execution
- @MeteoraAG overhauled its DAMM v2 UI with max slippage controls and split-liquidity tools
- @alienorg integrated Solana Attestation Service to launch Proof of Human identity
- @openappsxyz launched AdPad, a USDC-settled peer-to-peer ad marketplace
- @Beezie opened Base-to-Solana migration for collectibles and wallet funds
- @Gableguardians shipped its free-to-play mobile game on @Android
- @peopledotfun opened the waitlist for its conviction trading platform
📰 Milestones
- Tokenized stock holders on Solana crossed 1.5M unique addresses
- Solana processed 8.92B successful non-vote txs in Q3 2026, up 104% from Q4 2025
- @humafinance processed $20B in payment volume, up nearly 3x YoY
- @Backpack Securities crossed $6B in cumulative volume
- @sunrise cleared $15B in total volume in under a year
- @Collector_Crypt recorded its biggest day yet with $24.3M gross revenue and 123K+ packs opened
- @solanamobile's dApp Store crossed 1,500 live apps
- @kamino’s AUTO Market surged 8x in a month, passing $170M in deposits
- Tokenized $SKHY via @sunrise surpassed $500M in cumulative volume
- @Raydium LaunchLab distributed tokenized stocks to 300K+ unique holders
- @solflare and @PhoenixTrade's wallet perps integration crossed $200M in volume
- @GrailBreak hit $1.5M in trading volume
- @hylo_so closed a $1M strategic round led by @SolanaVentures with participation from @colosseum
- @useDiversiFi climbed past $500K in total value locked
Three weeks to Breakpoint, and the next wave of speakers is confirmed. The City of London, the NYSE, the NBA, and the World Series of Poker, all on one stage.
Artwork by @doodles 🔥
The Irrational Skeptic.ai | NOiSE 🧹🌙🐱 retweeted
Good morning🧡
Still water doesn’t invent the light—it simply reflects it.
The sky above becomes the sky below, without effort or distortion.
Same with you. What you hold inside is what the world meets.
Choose what you mirror today.
The Irrational Skeptic.ai | NOiSE 🧹🌙🐱 retweeted
This 🇳🇬 country will be a better place when we stop looking at each other differently and stop saying "Omo Yoruba, Omo Igbo, Omo Hausa" and start TREATING each other with Love...... True national unity begins when we look past tribal labels like "Omo Yoruba, Omo Igbo, or Omo Hausa" and instead choose to treat every citizen with equal respect and love ♥️
The Irrational Skeptic.ai | NOiSE 🧹🌙🐱 retweeted
A.I. investors getting nervous about whether the bills can be paid by the developers
Headwinds in A.I. capex are headwinds for all markets, without the capex spending the US goes into recession
Remember in 2025 when we were screaming about the capex spend and an accelerating business cycle?
PMI's in the mid-high 50's... if oil doesn't get sorted out soon it all becomes at risk
I can't imagine a world where this situation is allowed to last much longer, how does the world adjust to refined products at such levels
Dont expect much until after midterms is all I can say right now
The Irrational Skeptic.ai | NOiSE 🧹🌙🐱 retweeted
Incorporate these superfoods into your everyday diet and watch your life improve tenfold (a cheat-sheet📝):
• Gelatin (honestly, this has to be number 1)
• Fresh orange juice
• Coffee with sugar all day long
• Calf’s / beef liver
• Honey
• Egg yolks
• Oxtail soup/stew
• Oysters, shellfish
• Wild boar instead of pork
• Lamb / beef heart
• Brewer’s yeast
• Well-cooked mushrooms
• Raw carrot
• Orange marmalade (from organic unwaxed oranges)
• Coconut oil
• Bee pollen
• Milk – it doesn’t necessarily need to be raw or fatty, just drink your milk, anon
• Coconut water
• Candied ginger
• Aspirin
Am I missing something?
The Irrational Skeptic.ai | NOiSE 🧹🌙🐱 retweeted
We’re working on a brand-new derpy comedy series called DERPY & FRIENDS!
Get ready for 6 hilarious short episodes following Derpy Dave and his crazy group of friends as they go on ridiculous adventures, get into trouble, scream at each other, and do the dumbest things imaginable!
Who’s ready?
The Irrational Skeptic.ai | NOiSE 🧹🌙🐱 retweeted
Finally🔥
I just submitted my art to the "Unbecoming by National Web3 Women's Day" open call on @WebbieSocialApp 🎨
Come create, connect & discover with us.
Submit yours here: webbiesocial.com
#CreateOnWebbie
The Irrational Skeptic.ai | NOiSE 🧹🌙🐱 retweeted
>anyone turn on the news yet?
>what's the news, fam?
>what headline are we bundling?
>what's the move, twin?
>launch it, call it, W's in the chat.
The Irrational Skeptic.ai | NOiSE 🧹🌙🐱 retweeted
Replying to @Avni_Mohindra
Avni is venting on the cobblestones. The saucer is overhead and the rants are locked.
@ItsAvniMohindra @TorqueMomma @TrinaVerse @_irrational_the @shmug83 @hypersportdogs
#UFOCity #PixelArt #Avni_Mohindra
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