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Naij
Joined July 2025
May God forgive me for all my wrongdoings in 2026
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Great dribble but also peep how fast this demon accelerates 😭
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Lionel Messi vs Real Madrid, 2006/07 El Clasico hattrick at the age of 19
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Nine Vicious is in everybody playlists
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Thank God the rest of the world is waking up to this overrated monstrosity. We will look at this period of football in disgust that someone this mediocre was pushed as the best in the world. Mbappe save the soul society
All you have to do to pocket Yamal is be aggressive on him lmao. Such a glaring weakness. You don’t even have to be a good defender.
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After 2 ACLs. Okay o. And funniest part is he engages these more than the foolish 6’4 pivot player. As the 10 o. 😭😭
Wirtz ducks 50/50s ALOT
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No one is better with the ball in their hands and I’m tired of people lying about it
First 50-ball of the season: Luka Doncic
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this is what happens when you dont calm the fuck down and push your 19 year old prodigy to Goat levels- people start expecting him to act like an adult when he IS 19
quand ça avait branlé cette image alors qu’il se chie le corner et l’Atleti marque sur l’action qui suit ptdrr
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Fyi: Lamine Yamals letzte große Spiele in letzten 13 Monaten: · 2x PSG · 1x Chelsea · 3x Real · 6x Atleti · 1x Supercopa-Halbfinale · 5x WM-KO-Spiele Scorer: 3/1 G/A aus 18 Top-Spielen. Joa...
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Such a good assist, the detail to not put it across the floor cause the CB could’ve intercepted, high IQ play
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imagine thinking gabriel is better than vvd and konsa is better than jacquet, mac has been better than bruno G and wirtz is better than odegaard, rio is also better than noni
Only correct one
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That’s the thing cats ain’t getting lol. The reasons why Yamal(and many all timer players who aren’t “GOAT” level) are attributes that just can’t be attained. Like Lamine is just not bridging the physical gap and his central levels or goals aren’t good enough
barca fans still coping thinking yamal will get anywhere near GOAT level is genuinely hilarious. he’s worse physically and technically than a lot of guys yet they think it’s something he can just learn overnight😂😂😂
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nine vicious
In honor of International Artist Day, name an artist who changed your life.
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Now that I think about it, has he played well against any fullback that can defend?
Lamine Abysmal vs Real Madrid Gravity. 💫
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best performances ever were against Ruggeri, dimarco, just a point
Now that I think about it, has he played well against any fullback that can defend?
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yet they got slapped 3-0 by that team who lost, how crazy it that
Arsenal are like the only good team in this league
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Back to scoring 5 & 7 against Elche, The Land of Camelot FC and Mickey mouse club house FC next week. Where every clip of our goal would have 2k quotes laughing about their quality & we have to sit down in our little cuck chair & take that.
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Throwback tweets for a 19 year old 😭😭😭😭😭😭 wasshhhheeeeddddddd
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Trying to think of a televised game Yamal played well in since that inter tie 2 seasons ago
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I always say his style is a little too feral and instinctive for European football, at times, and that’s why Neymar was a more efficient game winner than him. I think Santos really helped Neymar a lot with his understanding of the game,…a privilege Yamal never had.
Lamine Abysmal vs Real Madrid Gravity. 💫
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