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“Since 2009, I had this bitch jumpin’.”

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Joined March 2009
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A word from Khia
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This rain is CRAZY today
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Grouchy Smurf(ette) retweeted
Rapist Brock Turner is going by Allen Turner now because he thinks he should be able to just move on with his life. I disagree, so every time there’s an update I’m thrilled to share it far & wide. He’s in Dayton Ohio & looks like this now.
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Hoy es viernes 13, ojalá me pase algo sobrenatural, como por ejemplo, que me den 80 mil dólares de la nada.
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It would have pissed me off that he was still talking to me after I already paid whatever fine I had to and was going on about my business to deal with my repercussions. Like, you already delivered the news to me and I already accepted that I made a poor choice. Move on.
A woman blocked first responders for an hour, so they smashed the window and tore apart her brand-new car to reach a medical emergency 😳👀 “EMS was delayed an hour because your car was in the way.”
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I am fuckin screamin do you hear me?!!!!!!😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
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She was absolutely failed. Wow.
crazy as hell, this why yall gotta watch these kids bc a 10 & 13yo conceiving a kid is crazy work. my siblings 5 - 18 years older than me, they practically made a sibling atp 😭🤦🏽‍♂️ so even if she did keep custody of him i’m sure evb would’ve just thought that was her younger brother growing up. chile this just like madeas big happy family, imo i feel like someone in her family should’ve gotten custody of him instead of him going into the system idk.
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I didn’t see the text on the video at first 😳
This is NOT NORMAL She needs some medical HELP
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This lady makes me wanna cry because what
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Grouchy Smurf(ette) retweeted
I am extremely excited to have been reelected as president of @WABJDC. The executive board and I are ready to build on our successful first term. A few of our highlights include: -Grew the organization from 250 to 630 members, establishing WABJ as the largest chapter of NABJ -Hosted our 39th and 40th Urban Journalism Workshops for local high school students (Thank you to the @Commanders for allowing students to visit!) -Presented local students with $30,000> in scholarships -Fought to preserve funding for Prince George’s Community Television, a hyperlocal station in a majority-Black county of Maryland -Helped reestablish the student newspaper at DC's Eastern High School -Partnered with @Wale's Gifted Week for a panel discussion about evolving media trends. -Connected members to job and freelance opportunities, with several hired -Partnered with @BAM_FI to develop a media guide for reporting on missing people of color - Hosted a regional conference and job fair at Howard University -Celebrated 50 years of WABJ with a scholarship gala at the French Embassy
Congratulations to @Phil_Lewis_ on his reelection as president of @WABJDC ! Phil’s dedication, vision, and commitment to WABJ and its members are unmatched. He’s set the standard.
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I wish I didn’t love spam as much as I do. It’s terrible for you and I don’t even wanna think about what’s in it 😩
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They’ll want you emotionally regulated enough to absorb their chaos but not discerning enough to hold them accountable.
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Yella Beezy passed out on the way to jail after guilty verdict, WFAA reports
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I can’t believe a medium fry at McDonald’s cost $5 now!!! #chilis3forme
EMAILS ARE DOWN AND FAST FOOD PRICES ARE UP!! keep ignoring your emails & quote this with #chilis3forme and tell us how much you paid for your last overpriced fast food "value meal" and we'll pick 500 people and give them a free 3 For Me on us!!
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I could use some chilis right now fr because my day SUCKS 😂😩
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Management when they ask what you’re doing during the Outlook outage and you reply “replying to emails”
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The day after a holiday too 😂
OUTLOOK down in the middle of the work day across the country
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Lmaooooo she don’t want no competition in the ass and hips area
His personality alone deserves at least one date 😂
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His vest even closes. Omg 🥹
He has got the most symmetrical tuxedo I have ever seen
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