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I formula fed because I didn’t want to breastfeed.
No excuse here. I just didn’t want to. And you can suck it.
Currently telling my kids about some of the stuff I saw during my time in home health care and they’re dying laughing at me gagging while speaking 😭 they are so mean!
ᴡᴀɴɴᴀʙᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀ sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ♥︎ retweeted
✨ CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY TIME! ✨
The Christmas trees are HERE, baby! And this time, they're made with a brand-new, more shipping-friendly material because apparently cement and the postal system aren't besties. (RIP to the sacrificial pumpkins of the past)
To celebrate, I'm giving away one of my 3-tier Christmas Tree Candles in the deliciously festive Yuletide scent!
HOW TO ENTER:
🎄 Repost this post!
🎁 Tag a few friends in the comments who need some Christmas magic (or who are just as obsessed with candles as you are).
That's it! No sacrificing your firstborn to the Christmas spirits required. 🖤
✨Winner drawn November 4!
Good luck, my festive little gremlins! May your holidays be merry, bright, and smell ridiculously good. ✨
I hate Thanksgiving
Not for woke reasons, but it’s just an annoying holiday and turkey isn’t even that good
So my son wouldn’t eat dinner last night, flat out refused which is odd for him because he’s always hungry.
Well, 2 hours after bedtime, he woke up puking 🤦🏼♀️
So that explained it
If you cook dinner and your child genuinely doesn’t like it, would you make them a pb&j or something just as simple?
I’m trying to see something
Oh yeah you guys! I forgot to update! I lost the 10lbs! I’m 127lbs now!
My secret?
Have your marriage hit a very fragile and difficult spot 😂
Just discovered (and don’t ask me why 🤦🏼♀️) that my son cackles if I “chew” on the back of his neck. So I’ll be over here gnawing on my child.
