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Joined October 2011
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Demanding that babies be born so they can suffocate to death shortly after birth in order to satisfy your uninformed abstract moral preferences is not actually moral high ground.
Travis and Taylor learned their first child, a little girl, was diagnosed with a neural tube defect. Not wanting to carry a sick child, they traveled out of state for a late-term abortion. Shortly after, they got pregnant again. They named him Reid Owen Edwards... “ROE” A child named in honor of the procedure that killed his sister.
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you guys remember being 14? that was fucked up
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like ?????
Insane that Modern Family was on for over a decade, was so huge at its time, and had zero cultural impact. No quotes-turned-shorthand, no staying power
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I’m so tired of hearing “you won’t be able to do that anymore when you have a baby” I can just take him with me?? Going to the beach? He’s coming. Going out to dinner? He’s coming. Going on vacation? He’s coming. Fly to a different country? He’s coming!! Bro kids are portable Ima pack his lil bag and go.
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i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me
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if you and your wife are done having children why wouldn’t you get a vasectomy. why not. are you planning on walking out on your family for a 19 year old? because i can’t think of any other reason for refusal
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Now that I’m back at work again, maybe it’s time to get pregnant again, so that I can take maternity leave again
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We have entered a new parenting era: I sent my kids outside to play while I'm making dinner (21mo and 3.5yo)
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Just 3 more months
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Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off
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lost all respect for everyone i know who did that dumbass chatgpt trend on their story you might as well just write loser on your forehead
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Hang them.
WARNING: 🇺🇸 Congressman Tim Burchett says anyone found guilty of sexual crimes against children should be publicly hanged.
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The worst part about seeing grown ppl turning them themselves into AI cartoons is they want us to be impressed for some reason?
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“i asked chatgpt to create a caricature of me and my job”
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STOP USING AI TO MAKE CARTOONS OF YOURSELVES OMG YOU’RE 40!!!!
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stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012
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I am supposed to let my chili simmer uncovered for 60 minutes however I do not trust …. The Supervisor
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“trump beef” and it was his constitutional rights being violated
ABC extends Jimmy Kimmel's contract after his Trump beef. Details: tmz.me/Jw3lig4
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I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ARIANA GRANDE HAS AN EATING DISORDER OR NOT. teapawt.org/mikeysfiles/status/190…
so are we just supposed to pretend that we don’t see it…
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for the brave its Always hot chocolate and marshmallow season
It's officially hot chocolate and marshmallow season
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