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David Tenant

@_leyland

If being wrong’s a crime I’m serving forever

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Joined May 2015
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A light heart and broad smile. Ups, downs. And the reflection that the real title, what matters most of all, are the friends, memories, and xG wins we made along the way
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Boeckner@d_boeckner3 Apr 2025
To everyone who’s freaking out about the economy right now: you still don’t get it. You can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. So if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes
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now.arsenal
@now_arsenaI25 Mar 2025
Martin Ødegaard has singlehandedly destroyed Isreal tonight. The Norwegian captain has three assists, eight key passes and won man of the match. I wouldn’t want anyone else to be our club captain.
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group of kids walking by playing rock paper scissors and they just said “bro scissors is actually OP”
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shopping for replacement stove knobs
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Pitbull
@pitbull17 Mar 2025
Happy St. PITrick's Day… dalee 🍀😉
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Boston legal steaming
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Boston legal reddit
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after deliberation we unanimously find that you have betrayed B2B SaaS. you are no longer welcome in this realm
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Introducing Tomato to the concept of “a camera” for the first time. cc @erinthekrogh
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I’m on Ingrid’s Bergman’s wikifeet watching Casablanca
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ah, that reminds me of a joke i heard once. its contents are largely forgotten, and immaterial in any case
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@ratlimit
@ratlimit3 Nov 2024
why tf do they say Michigan looks like a 'mitten'. the thumb would have to be huge
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h@ipodmacbook19 Feb 2025
replacing “i don’t know” with “unfortunately the answer would drive you to madness” in all work emails going forward
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LeBron James
@KingJames11 Oct 2017
Racism is the only thing he's Fantastic 4(fantastic for), cause that's how he gets his rock off, he's orange. Sheesh @Eminem!! 🔥🔥✊🏾🔥🔥#United
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Jules 🪐@schumisnoopy16 Feb 2025
i love you pain au chocolat....
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Karaoke DJ called game and hopped on the mic for Swedish House Mafia “don’t you worry child”
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@dril15 Feb 2025
the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"
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