Idk why any of y’all follow me. All I do is lie. Iont even got no ass. Disclaimer: it’s a filter. ♍️ Future Nurse c/o 28

ClayCo
Joined October 2011
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No response IS a response
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I’ll text you
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When I’m taking a shower and a song I don’t like come on
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Courthouse wedding & extravagant honeymoon. Yes.
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Replying to @_lupee_loo
Ho Twitter. Providing entertainment for both sides. And let's best honest ..ho Twitter is the real reason we're all here
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And a forehead kisser and a chin holder and a feet rubber
I love me a man who is a waist grabber.
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Soon as we got grown, whole world broke as fuck. Ain’t nobody optimistic about it either.
Why Millennials (1981-1996) are all burnt out in 2026
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low key fell off
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Good morning. Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can. Happy Sunday.
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Fellas listen…idk who needs to hear this, but stop tryna haggle with the bartender. Pay the tab or get out those folks face
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Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day! 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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大熊猫:其实我知道是你饲养员,我就是不说
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视频为AI生成内容,并非真实大熊猫拍摄。系列视频创作者已澄清使用Stable Diffusion等AI软件制作,剧情纯属虚构,大熊猫无拟人化行为。 thepaper.cn/newsDetail_for… sohu.com/a/1089043870_1… sohu.com/a/1089044313_1…
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They killed him?
300 years ago women were accused of witchcraft and burned for it, but when a man turns water into wine, he is suddenly god.
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They killed him too. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus
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They were TOO ready lmfao!!! Maybe they thought he said “Guysmaids” 😅🤣🤣🤣
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If algorithm show you this, you are getting your spark back
That feeling when you finally get your spark back
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Beer battered fish is nasty to me..
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i be waking up ready to smoke don’t even know if my lungs working yet
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Y'all look down on people so much & don't even be up 😂
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john wall you may now rest
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