@_markburnett
Joined December 2010
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Oakmont is a useless golf course
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this was pete buttigieg at basic training
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Donald Crump
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Believe women
LADbible
@ladbible17 Jun 2024
She’s had to make excuses to her friends and says it ‘scares’ punters 😳
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All the chickens - Cam’ron
juju 💰
@ayeejuju10 May 2024
KFC count your days
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I haven’t seen this yet but this is undefeated
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@neverlie8 Mar 2024
What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?
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A24 this A24 that...i need A 24 pack 😂 of beer
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YIMBYLAND
@YIMBYLAND16 Nov 2023
Show some damn respect for our boys in green 🫡
Tetra@greenTetra_16 Nov 2023
did you guys know that if you get promoted enough times as a garbageman in nyc they eventually make you wear a fake generals outfit with full regalia
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Twitter was more fun when people could just lie to you
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When you appreciate a good meme
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4 beers and a bagel after work
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Don’t ever tell me that 4 beers and a bagel isn’t a healthy snack
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Can’t be Blaring jimmy cooks thinking I’m not gonna fast pass
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Had to hit a fast past on touch tunes at the Puerto Rican bar next door.
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I like leaving stuff in my pants just to give myself a little treat at the bottom of the washing machine
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