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Joined April 2010
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Y’all are cooked
Rihanna and Asap Rocky dressed up as Naruto x Hinata for Halloween😍
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Wait…. What did i miss while i was gone? “Alata” and “Oyinbo” and “Obroni” are slurs???
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East of Eden. Can’t turn a hoe into a housewife.
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These Munich high end shops barricading their windows and doors is hilarious because the things happening in Paris would never happen here loool
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I learned Chinese in high school #funfact
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If you are psychologically ready to accept this, then you are ready to learn Chinese.
The word, bed, is shaped like a bed.
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I dreamt about two of my followers getting married lmaoooo
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how it feels to be on your period
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Welke valt meest in de smaak dames?
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I like my man rubbing me down with lotion fresh out the shower.
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Replying to @ronkelawal
Being an only child is hard when your parents get older and need more care. You’re trying to be there for them while also raising your own family. It feels like managing two homes at once, constantly stretched between responsibilities, with little time left for yourself.
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I don't need this kind of negativity in my life.
Don’t buy another book until you read the last one you bought.
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JUST IN: 🇩🇪 Germany records highest number of suicides in 25 years, with over 11,000 deaths last year.
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Today feels like a Friday
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Let me order some stuff before Sunday
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I’m also the worst when it comes to deciding on stuff cause I actually wanted the 16 in blue as well but couldn’t decide between blue and pink so I didn’t get it at all and now we’re here two years later. Still not deciding. Smh
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I’m thinking of getting the iPhone 17 cause I want a light blue phone 😌 But what if the 18 comes out and there’s blue? But then again, what is really going to improve between those two base models…
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having kids seems so scary cause you can do such a nice job of raising them and then they go to school and meet the worst person in the world
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“any thoughts?” no I’m trying to cut back actually
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Given how simple men generally are and how easy it is to make them happy, women really no dey try.
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