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Even if winning is illogical losing is still far from optional.

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Being self-aware is hilarious because you can literally observe your own self-sabotage, understand the psychology behind it, and still give yourself permission to continue.
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This bit isn’t just about cross contamination, but it’s the best bit about cross contamination I’ve ever seen.
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What a GiF🤯🤯🤯
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dream blunt rotation (i'm the blunt)
catherine zeta-jones, monica bellucci and penelope cruz, 90's
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UPDATE: Michael Sanft, the 54-year-old defense attorney who represented Duane “Keffe D” Davis for FREE in Tupac Shakur’s murder trial, has been found dead in Las Vegas.
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Kgang tsa ga Mojadigo should be a lesson to every man out here lust will end you, a man without self control is a danger to himself and society. Don't let your life become an example of what not to do
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You are too young to be worrying about having enough money to keep your woman happy. You can barely get everything you want yourself.... Rather spend it on a pair of sneakers and tell her you don't have. If she leaves, you get to look good in a new pair of sneakers!
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flirting is easy until you have to flirt with someone you actually want.
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Clean money will kill us one day
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H.E. Is alleged to have pardoned Ontuetse who was convicted of murder in 2021 and has released another Ontiretse who was convicted of murder but also ruled as umm “insane” earlier this year, H.E. had him released with supervision and strict conditions.
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“I will graduate at 22, get a job at 23 and get married at 25” Government:
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WATCH: A senior DIS officer deployed to the Office of the President under Presidential Projects was taken into custody this morning over the fake diplomatic passports probe. Tuesday Grill earlier reported the alleged forgery of former President Masisi’s signature.
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The biggest winner in these elections is IEC!
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i’m such a 'thank you so much' person. sometimes it feels like i’m overdoing it, but deep down, i know how much it takes for someone to go out of their way for you.
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The are those vices that once you get in, it's almost impossible to get out. Unless you reach rock bottom or go for rehab. Smoking weed/cigarettes, gambling, drinking (drinking black label), whoring around. I'm telling you, once you stop 😂 it will take a lot to end it.
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👏 @Cristiano. A true Premier League icon.
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She ate in every outfit 😍
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