meow 🦋 mdni #simstwt i love RE + SH + DBH too my slave: @aswanz_

detroit, 2038
Joined March 2025
"the sims isn't a real game theres no strategy or skill needed" mf you ever tried to keep 8 sims alive
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if youre rude to elliott you die
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*paws at you* let's eat cheesecake *paws at you* let's eat cheesecake *paws at you* let's eat cheesecake *paws at you* let's eat cheesecake *paws at you* let's eat cheesecake *paws at you* let's eat cheesecake *paws at you* let's eat cheesecake *paws at you* let's eat cheesecake
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“you gave oomf your number?” id let oomf have their way with me
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he's so small he fits in the microwave 🤏🏻🤏🏻
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wdym hila klein didn’t like her home being invaded that’s a bit hypocritical
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Confession: On the anniversary of Charlie Kirk's death I received a hickey in the location he was shot. I was given a kirkhole. This was not done intentionally, leading me to believe that they were spirit-possessed. Essentially, Kirk stigmata.
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my trying to make out 'arctic monkeys' in a bunch of squiggles
side note: i love it when the "text" is cleverly hidden in the album cover
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i hate gay halloween wdym ure perry the platypus x dr doofenshmirtz mpreg yaoi
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kleinsgiving strikes again
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when all 3 of my friends laugh at my joke
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moistcritical pls cut those dead ends off
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I'm sorry. I don't have time for this right now.
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you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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riverdale is literally modern day mid twin peaks but you guys arent intelligent enough to understand the levels at play
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extra sucks when you also have contamination ocd because ppl think its the only way it manifests in you
Yall dont understand pOCD or racism OCD because your idea of OCD is "the washing hands and cleaning disorder."
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theres a real issue of people conflating someone saying 'die' under a tweet with an actual death threat, the former is just someone pissed off and its literally just how people speak nowadays about things they dont like, the latter will actually make you scared for your safety.
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I’m sorry, but I don’t blame Tamara WHATSOEVER. 😍😍😍 #hunk
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if you cant handle being hated on here icl you gotta move your ass to bsky
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