𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐢 𝐊𝐰𝐚𝐧

ᅠ hungover &. horny , a dangerous combination ᅠ

ᅠ she definitely hasn’t been reading her cousins diary ! . . . sorry, ‘ journal ’ get this, he hasn’t even done the dirty with lois yet ! maybe she’s a more conservative type of gal ~ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ teapawt.org/i/lists/20708857096622…

ᅠ there is a reason she prefers planets with a red sun —- the sex is outta this world ᅠ

ᅠ to make her feel closer to home, clark had mr. terrific cook her up a bracelet that emulates the effects of the red sun. now when extraordinary is too much , extra ordinary is always one click away. ᅠ

ᅠ she’s a recovering alcoholic , approximately twenty minutes sober —- someone get her a drink already. ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠwhen they all on your ass about it being too early to drink and you hit em with one these and ‘ it’s five o’lock somewhere in the universe ’ ᅠ