As an immigrant I’m a bit annoyed at AI. I spent years being blamed for taking your jobs, lowering your wages and putting pressure on your public services and now it’s doing it openly with a £20 subscription. That was our thing.

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Saif · Oct 22, 2026 · 4:06 PM UTC

Saif

@_mrserasOct 22

Barclays cutting 5,000 jobs for “efficiency”. Have they tried having fewer scandals? "Efficiency" history long enough to need a timeline, but apparently the inefficiency was Dave in IT.

Sky News

@SkyNewsOct 22

BREAKING: Barclays cutting 5,000 jobs in AI-led efficiency drive trib.al/PslgiEk

Barclays cutting 5,000 jobs in AI-led efficiency drive

The bank says it is '"committed to helping colleagues develop and build rewarding careers, while meeting the changing needs of customers and clients".

news.sky.com

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Saif · Oct 21, 2026 · 7:13 AM UTC

Saif

@_mrserasOct 21

And a Happy Balloon day to me 🎉

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Saif · Oct 20, 2026 · 2:04 PM UTC

Saif

@_mrserasOct 20

I feel like dating has become a recruitment process for a job nobody knows how to do; I went on this date and I just felt like there was a shopping list of preferences, green flags, red flags and 5 year plans for "compatibility". Are you looking for a partner or a product?

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Saif · Oct 20, 2026 · 9:01 AM UTC

Saif

@_mrserasOct 20

why are there American preachers on our streets? Who are these people?

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Saif · Oct 19, 2026 · 3:49 PM UTC

Saif

@_mrserasOct 19

If they tell you they are "friendly" or "open door", or "everyone gets on" or "balanced"- the situation is that it's almost always the opposite, as all those things are easily understood when experienced if they actually exist. Do not trust.

Punchy Money

@PunchyMoneyOct 19

if you could instantly expose one massive lie that the corporate world tells entry-level employees, what would it be?

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Saif · Oct 19, 2026 · 9:45 AM UTC

Saif

@_mrserasOct 19

the British are so politely passive agressive that they are, in full seriousness, going to text/call the police to report loud music on the bus and are fully committed to the idea that the police will show up for it-Hello police? What are they playing? Let me Shazam one sec.

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUKOct 19

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced people on buses who vape, play loud music, litter or threaten others will face £100 fines from today

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Saif · Oct 19, 2026 · 7:55 AM UTC

Saif

@_mrserasOct 19

A sabah-el-morning to you.

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Saif · Oct 18, 2026 · 11:03 PM UTC

Saif

@_mrserasOct 18

Staying friends after a break up is one of the strangest things we have come to accept as a society. It's like surviving a plane crash and then asking the pilot to be your emergency contact. No. Lovely offer. Declined. I wish you well on your outbound journey.

oecolamp@oecolampOct 18

One thing I find so unconscionably awful is the normie idea of a "break-up." I can't imagine spending years loving a person and then saying "yeah, just pretend I never existed." If suicide is murdering the future, then a break-up is killing your past. It's a totally inhuman act.

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Saif · Oct 18, 2026 · 8:03 PM UTC

Saif

@_mrserasOct 18

we do think, and we still say it; the best thing I've ever done for my MH was to simply decide it was going to get better and to raw dog the changes I need to make for it to be better. It is THE hardest choice and yet it is a choice I make everyday and I love myself for it.

gusherssteak7 (THE EXPANDED EDITION IS REAL!!!!)@gusherssteak7Oct 18

im begging yall to think about when you say "you have to choose/want to be better" about mental disorders and disabilities in general.

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Saif · Oct 18, 2026 · 4:37 PM UTC

Saif

@_mrserasOct 18

gentlemen, please, deodorant is more than enough for the gym- this whole dousing yourself with that synthetic knock off isn't the vibe you think it is.

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