@_newtonnc

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 city hall basement (newton nc)
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beautiful shots of newton nc
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We wanted to print coins with our mayors face on them but it turns out you are not allowed to depict Mohammad like that. الحمد لله
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conover people when you don't want to smoke black tar heroin and race all day
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Did you all feel that? The vibe... Chills.
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if new york got spiderman who protecting newton
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They lived in Newton btw
The New York Times
@nytimesAug 19
Breaking News: Prince Harry, his wife, Meghan, and their children are said to be returning to live in Britain after six years in the U.S. nyti.ms/4wBKFrC

Harry and Meghan Will Move Back to Britain After 6 Years in U.S.

The prince and his wife, whose relations with King Charles and the rest of the royal family have long been strained, will remain non-working royals, according to a person familiar with the decision.

nytimes.com
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bro thinks he's from Conover
WCNC Charlotte
@wcncAug 19
Police are looking for the person in the mask, who made threats and chased several people over a 15-minute span. wcnc.com/article/news/nation…

'Let's see if you can fight': Woman recalls confrontation with masked suspect in Philadelphia

Police are looking for the person in the mask, who made threats and chased several people over a 15-minute span.

wcnc.com
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We have street-fighting classes available at city hall now and we beat on Conoverite war prisoners for practice.
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Did you know you can ask the Mayor to spy on people for you via flock cameras?
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when it's been a perfect date and he's been a gentleman but he's from Conover so he stabs you and takes all your money at the end of the night because of muscle memory
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10 years later and no one ever figured out this was a clever lie for engagement
city of newton 🛂@_newtonnc11 Apr 2016
beautiful shots of newton nc
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and they're all in HICKory
WSOCTV
@wsoctvAug 4
NC reports 149 new cyclosporiasis cases ebx.sh/y6xJsd

NC reports 149 new cyclosporiasis cases

People can become ill after consuming food or water contaminated with the parasite.

ebx.sh
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Mayor thinks he/they can lock me out of the account
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You can't say stuff like this anymore.. because of woke
city of newton 🛂@_newtonnc14 Jun 2025
Newton stands with Iran
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The Flock cameras on 70 are to keep score of all the super cool races you all think you're getting away with, you fucking twerps
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BREAKING: fuck hickory
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Newton stands with Iran
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Ghost reported at Conover Walmart
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Newton stands with Palestine 🇵🇸
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Hickory Walmart Supercenter is built on a Native American burial ground which is why it’s so evil in there
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you wouldn’t try that in a small town (updating infrastructure)
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