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Jason

@_notJason

Mostly water, partially thoughts

Joined January 2010
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Applicant: "I want to break the record for the longest time without sleep!!" Us: Look between T and U on your keyboard
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watching ai programmers trying to kill the other programmers’ jobs
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Dear @WHOOP please… just round up to 100% we’re all trying here
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Sunday morning break-in at Golden Gate Park... @GoldenGateNPS @SFPD
It was bad legal logic to ground abortion rights in an amendment passed to protect freed slaves. This day was bound to come Let's respond by passing a federal law permitting no-questions-asked abortions for 14 wks, and longer if health of mother is at stake: the norm in Europe
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Double edged sword for SFPD, now they have to start working again to pretend like who is in the DAs office really was stopping them from doing their job all this time.
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Abolish the filibuster. Codify Roe. Expand the Supreme Court. Protect abortion rights by any means necessary. We need all of the above. This is an emergency.
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We can’t build housing because it casts shadows on nearby parks, but we can replace parks to build housing?
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Petition to change JWST to Betty White Space Telescope
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What this should have said: “Vas, this shouldn’t happen. We piloted a fund for vandalized D5 businesses last year and it’s now city-wide. I’ve reached out to the D2 Supe already and they’re ready to help, DM me and I’ll connect you.”
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What about walking through this?
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👋 from Alamo Square. Stopped two car break-ins last week, thought one of them was going to pull a gun. Routinely drive past broken glass from car windows
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The last time I was here in 2017, Capitol police were escorting me to central booking for leading a non-violent protest of an immoral budget. This time they just had to show me to my office.
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Does a docusign work for the 25th amendment? #coup
Let’s bring some big-2021 energy
Twitter is wild these days. Looking at trends you see things like #RepublicansAreDestroyingAmerica right next to paid ads, #GameBetterWithButterfinger “Why yes, I would like a delicious peanut buttery snack while I watch my country fall apart”
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Finally!
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@CNN7 Nov 2020
BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory in Pennsylvania puts the Scranton-born Democrat over 270 cnn.it/2Ij8kuo #CNNElection
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Somewhere in the White House, an aide is furiously looking for a spot to hide trump’s phone
Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) profile pictureJoe Biden
@JoeBiden7 Nov 2020
The numbers tell us a clear and convincing story: We're going to win this race.
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