Australia's retard laureate
Fremantle,, Western Australia
Joined May 2022
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(hours later and still refusing to admit I misspelled my own name) So, im taking the spelling of Jameel to strange new places.... β at Perth, Western Australia
perfect date ruined as museum staff discover the 2 burger rings Ive dropped into the gold-coin-for-entry box β at Perth, Western Australia
thinking about how the first saxophone prolly only had single key/button thingy β at Perth, Western Australia
I'll never pronounce Turkiye the new woke way. I've been calling it Turkey coz they're a bunch of bloody turkeys. It's just a coincidence that everyone else called it Turkey also
I got charged with stealing a bike from outside the pub. Doesn't seem right to me.. What kind of world is this where they make it a crime to steal a hungry bicycle? A little tiny bicycle?
The saddest thing I've ever seen in my life, is a single gum boot, sitting in the middle of a picnic table. I was coming down from meth and I cried for hours after seeing it. Doesn't seem like such a sad thing now of course, but at the time it seemed a very sad thing for sure
"Is there a Lebanese race?" the longest examination in the history of the Federal Court, halted by the judge after 12239 days of heated debate
Western Australian natural gas is clean, comes straight from the ocean; it's what's known as a 'benevolent gas' By contrast, the eastern or 'Guinea-States' use coal-seem gas. Known by its street-name "Honk", it burns black & sooty, is made from the blood of the horseshoe crab..
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we'll finally get to see tanya plibersek doing a scomo photo op failing to high five someone who's lost everything in what scientists are tentatively calling an "omegafire" and we'll all have a good laugh with memes despite knowing we'll probably have to do some wickerman shit
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My mother-in-law was just out walking her dog and sent me this⦠love the idea of the old boy wandering round the park showing his coffee pals what he got up to at the weekend like he is showing photos of his grandkids #AFLGrandFinal #AFL #BrisbaneLions
Still not really sure how people are dying in house fires. Feel like I could make my way out of a house fire easily. probably just go thru the doors like i normally do
the men of the Eastern States are naturally jealous of the West Australian. It goes back to our colonial beginnings, when the east was ruled by drunkards and shilling-a-day men like Bligh and Arthur; the quixotic Chapman in the south. Whereas..