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i like movies and i like my buttwife @dykejester

philly, 26, priv @_funkyabbey
Joined April 2015
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アミーラちゃん🐾 が見てる…でスナ😸ฅ 📷:2026.10 #スナネコ #アミーラ #砂漠の天使 #埼玉県こども動物自然公園 #ecoハウチュー #sandcat #SCZ
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oh my god my butt is suffering
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His name is Paul Newman
sexiest man alive implies there’s a sexiest man dead
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Kurt Vonnegut writes to his dad about selling his first story, on this day in 1949: (Letters of Note)
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"Amadriade" By Roberto Ferri. 🖌️🌹 Italian painter. Oil on canvas. 46.5 × 36 cm.
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theres a great cost to being to being an epic gun chungus and its being ignored by the VA after killing some innocent people in a foreign country
The "Call of Duty" movie based on "Modern Warfare" will not feel like a superhero film because the story is about "the cost of war and having to be a warrior." “If you really look at the missions and the storylines and the characters like Captain Price, Soap, Ghost and Alex, these are complicated humans. These are not, and no disrespect, cartoon characters or comic books," says director Peter Berg. "These are very nuanced storylines; there’s a real soul to the ‘Modern Warfare’ universe. Yes, there’s violence and hardware and equipment and killing. But underneath it, I think the game, and the creators of the game, are really looking at the cost of war, the cost of having to be a warrior who’s, for whatever reason, chosen to put himself between real danger and the rest of us, and the burden that these guys carry.” variety.com/2026/film/news/c…
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deterding is what u call it when u remove the vein from a shrimp
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a financial sum written in scientific notation
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The PBS documentary on Jonestown is genuinely amazing but there’s this great bit about Jim Jones’s career as a door to door pet monkey salesman where they talk to this woman and she’s like Oh yeah I remember Jim Jones. Bought a monkey from him. Anyways the monkey hanged itself.
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customers are a low-level enemy mob type
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a visit to the laundromat is enough to make anybody wanna kill themselves
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ah shit why didnt i think of having my opponent keep their arms to their sides while i poke em in the eyes
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boys eat uncrustables to get more bustable girls eat fried chicken to make lies quicken
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Weed before beer, youre in the clear. Beer before pot.. uhhh.. my uncle's hot. No
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had to do lunch rush by myself and as soon as it ended i got pulled aside cuz i was on a shift where we failed a secret shopper like a month ago lol
im getting fucked anally with a cinder block today and theres nothing i can do about it
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im getting fucked anally with a cinder block today and theres nothing i can do about it
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