Trying to find anyone I can associate with at a gym be like: "Is she gay or does she just like the aesthetic of rainbows?"
"In Star Wars, when Luke sat down with Uncle Ben... Did I just say Uncle Ben, like Spiderman?" - @_sublimeslime
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In one of those headspaces where I wish I could be teleported to a remote island and just scream, cry, and/or take a nap.
So long and farewell, 2022. Happier than ever to be going into the future with the people I love surrounding me.
Year 6 of me being @TheChainsmokers #1 fan. When is my commemorative memorabilia coming in the mail?! π€ͺ
What Anna wanted to say: "They played Rock Lobster on the radio"
What Anna said: "They played Robble Gob-" ποΈπποΈ
shelbie π³οΈβπ retweeted
taylor swift fans have constructed a lore so intricate she sounds like a bloodborne boss. theyβll be like βwhen she was 12 yrs old she carved the name of her 12th album into the elder treeβ. like ok ? which of her attacks are easiest to parry
A large number of our wedding party got matching tats the day after our wedding. I love it for my first tattoo.
what the fuck a year from today i'll be celebrating my first anniversary of marriage with @cry_theyby
"I read all the Genius Book of World Records-" @cry_theyby
The WHAT book of world records? π₯΄π














