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If you can’t tell them exactly how you feel to their face, you’re not as close as you think you are

this man sets up 405 on the deadlift platform, just to get under it and do leg lifts. I wish I was making this up

[on prospect meeting] her: do u have a mac? me: ya I do her: ofc you do. ur red carpet, ur stylish, ur chic giving her a discount just for that

someone tried to insult one of my siblings to my mom and she responded with “bold of you to say when ur son is a grown man, has teeth growing in every direction. maybe if he fixes them he’ll actually find a job” one thing about her is if you take it there, she’ll take it to hell lmao

If I ever call my boss “my king”, please burn me at the stake

ladies if your man leaves for work without kissing you for a minimum of 6 seconds, you need to start a war

here’s a crazy thought. how about everyone starts being intentional and honest with their partners?

I laughed at this so many times bc I was half asleep and clearly in another dimension looking at this photo

the nature of a mature woman is she will take whatever you give her, multiply it and give it back to you. always. she doesn’t do it with motive, it’s innately built in her to be a mirror and a protector of her kingdom. her response to what she’s given will reflect that

at the end of my workouts, I love to get on the treadmill and run a 400 before I leave. love seeing ppls faces that have been on there for an hour and still look the same as they did 3 yrs ago

one way I like to test someone average capacity easily is how gassed they are after doing 15 jump squats

jfc the questions they ask can’t get any dumber

you can tell which ppl in the comments clearly don’t understand metabolism and longevity when comparing where time is better spent for an average person for better results overtime. an overweight metabolically unhealthy person can finish a marathon for a bib and an “accomplishment”. tell that same person to train plyos and sprint 10 sets. their body will collapse. do you think our ancestors survived best training a 26.2? strong, springy structure > fragility

I think voting should require prerequisites in taking a short answer quiz about every candidate to outline what policies every person is voting for and why. this must be scored for correct policy answers before the vote is even accepted. also to list out where the candidates campaign $ is coming from on all ballots with all participants, bold, in all caps

running a marathon isn’t impressive to me. show me you can do 10 sets of 80-90% hill sprints in good technique. train for that instead

growing up, my mom was exactly like this and I’m so thankful for it. she noticed me gaining weight one time as a teen and said “you need to watch what you eat. you’re too pretty to become a whale. a powerful young lady is always presentable and never fat” another time I wanted to go blonde so bad. she said no. I did it against her will and when she saw me she said “see, u didn’t listen now u look like a clown”

your parents will think you’re woo woo for trying to convince them to do red light therapy, which has been used since the 1800s and actually proven/studied for over 50 years but they’ll believe the videos they see on fb

everyday I wake up, I’m thankful for 2 things: never referred to myself as a Dem or Repub and that I’m not built like a fridge

I love men bc he’ll wake you up with sweet cuddles and kisses then immediately start explaining union rules to you