My neighbor letting me pick blueberries whenever I want makes it seem nice to have neighbors, but then I remember I still want to live in the middle of no where where I can tan my butthole in my backyard⦠I mean pick blueberries out of my own backyard.
Brought my daughter who is almost two to the Boonville fair today, and all was going well until I was finishing up paying for our ice cream and turned around to see her saying βoooo waterβ and sticking her finger in dip spit π
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Hey so @tacobell, when are you going to start refunding people for incomplete mobile orders? Because Iβm still waiting for two of them....
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Guys, I finally reached a level of coolness that someone made a fake Instagram of me yesterday π
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My wallet really loves this time of year. Warm enough to turn the heat off but not warm enough to have the A/C going βΊοΈ
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Todayβs weather was glorious and I canβt wait to be outside all day again tomorrow.... except this time Iβll remember the face sunscreen π
I wish being productive didnβt get in the way of βme timeβ because I wouldβve been on the couch with a glass of wine two hours ago
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For the last three days my social media apps have been deleted except Twitter and snap, I have moved my body for at least 15 mins a day and journaled. My shift in mindset and mood after just three days had been spectacular.
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If you want to watch a total mind fuck show, #BehindHerEyes on Netflix would be it. π€―
I really would love to know what address @FedEx delivers my packages to because itβs never to the address I provide.... ya know like my house. π
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Made chicken wings in the air fryer tonight for the first time and I just gotta say that I finally get the hype. Soooo goooood
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