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the hottest people of our time are wasting away in careers in medical device sales
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trump: I’m making the hunger games real
obama: i enjoyed this song about lesbian sex this year
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Day in the life of a NYC finance bro:
- wake up at 7am thinking it’s “early”
- text “gm” to 25 girls (never actually met any of them)
- catch up on 10+ group chats
- hit up the gym 8-9am
- roll into the office at 9:30-10
- tell 5 interns to make *one* power point
- send 5 emails (max 6)
- ignore the 25 girls so they think you’re “busy”
- tweet something vague about WalMart “multiples” to sound smart
- hit up the local slop bowl center for a $25 lunch
- roll back into the office
- 1-2 more Emails
- text “sorry I was really busy today” to 25 girls
- go home and tweet racist takes from a burner with 300 followers calling girls fat
- swipe hinge for 3 hours and post a screen shot for clout
- quick parlay / jerk off
- sleep
Sydney Foster retweeted
every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
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been thinking about this tweet while driving around my hometown a lot lately
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starting tomorrow im going on strict budget w myself bc clearly i’ve lost my mother fucking mind
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texting people back is hard as fuck I really do think ur cool I just can’t right now man
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GIRL, SIMMER DOWN. THIS AINT THE END. U GOT THROUGH EVERYTHING U DIDN'T THINK U WERE STRONG ENOUGH FOR. U GON GET THROUGH THIS.
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Just rawdogged a 10 minute drive:
NO Twitter
NO Netflix
NO drinking
NO antagonizing other drivers
NO cigarettes
NO Wordle
NO autofellacio
Sydney Foster retweeted
a lot of witches are wholesome nerds and a lot of religious people are soulless hypocrites
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deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy
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After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @MagnumGlobal #FreeBenAndJerrys
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I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am
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Wonder what all those kids killed in their classrooms could have been
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Sydney Foster retweeted
totally! anyone who wants to get married SHOULD follow Taylor’s example: put your career + goals first, meet different people to learn what you want from a relationship, don’t be afraid to take time to meet your ideal partner, and marry someone who constantly celebrates you :)


























