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🇲🇽 godzilla is my baby boy mostly music and sports (mke bucks, ny knicks, ny liberty, arsenal, ny rangers, chi bears)

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Joined September 2017
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Not gonna spoil, but it shows lol
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republicans lost so bad roman reigns gonna have to give up his dentures
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REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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mamdanistan has expanded its borders
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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The country saw the summer NYC just had and decided they wanted to join in
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See how being an Arsenal fan brings you success and prosperity
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This is not a sane individual
🚨JUST IN: Arsenal are consulting with NASA in efforts to reduce ACL injuries at the club: NASA have conducted EXTENSIVE research into how reduced gravity impacts muscle atrophy and bone density loss… useful for Mikel Arteta to understand how much weight an injured player should bear and when they should resume running.
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Omg??? And he's an Arsenal fan. This is brilliant
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Liberal Arsenal fans are on a generational run right now
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I still randomly laugh at this
Jose Alvarado was asked about Elmo’s initial refusal to support the Knicks on Wake Up Barstool: “He need to know where he came from”
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Godzilla’s atomic breath turned the entire country blue, say thank you Godzilla
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GO TEXAS GOOOOOOOOOOO
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me the whole third act of godzilla minus zero
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United States of Dominican Republic ke lo ke wawawa
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America is experiencing Knicks in 5 collectively right now
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feeling the bass in that first kaiju roar from the 6th row of the theater
GODZILLA MINUS ZERO is the loudest movie I’ve ever heard in my entire life. This will be a reference title for testing theater setups. Unbelievable film, and the definition of FILMED FOR IMAX.
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Minus Zero blew my dick off man that shit was unbelievable
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knicks beat the spurs so bad they turned the whole state blue
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Japanese Catholicism is tuffff
Recently, my algorithm has been showing me posts from Japanese Catholics. And I think that's wonderful. Since the beginning, we've always been the one true universal Church. In every country, you will find a fellow Catholic traveler.
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