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Joined March 2012
This is crazy! A twister was spotted in Blackpool during Storm Boelo 💨🌊
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Everton 5 Chelsea 2 March 28th 1970 Att: 57,828 Goodison Park @oldpicposter
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Chirping from mid on
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cky - 96 quite bitter beings 1999
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Will Grigg playing in a wooden stadium is surely a health and safety concern
📝 We can confirm that Will Grigg has departed the club, joining Forest Green Rovers on a permanent basis. The forward leaves North Derbyshire having made a momentous contribution to the club’s success in recent seasons, netting 42 times in total for the Spireites and finishing as the club’s top scorer in the National League title-winning season. Everyone at the club wishes Griggy all the best for the future. 💙 🔗 shorturl.at/uDpju #Spireites
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All wearing custom darts shirts, at least half of them officially sponsored. Glad I spent hours sitting around in GMEX so Fallon Sherrock can have a go. What a fairytale!
So here are the 24 people that have been selected to take part in the Beat Luke Littler show on Netflix Thoughts? 🤔🎯
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Steve McFadden attending The British Soap Awards, BBC Television Centre, London. (2006)
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Look at this pillock, here!
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It’s bad enough a German just came into my company. Now I’m dealing with grammar Nazis too.
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6 Music Dads v GB News Music Radio Dads tear up on Brighton beach
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Daniel Levis
Made some Tottenham Hotspur jeans because why not. Perverts don't look at my feet. Pray this brings us luck tonight.
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Wasn’t he President of FIFA?
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This you?
The country is going down the pan and our Prime Minister is faffing around tweaking parking tickets. What is the point in Burnham if he refuses to touch the big issues like the ballooning benefits bill?
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Stephen Abbott was in a rather uncharitable mood when he appeared in court to deny a Downing Street bomb hoax. ‘F*** legacy media, you’re all a bunch of w*nkers’, he said courtnewsuk.co.uk/downing-st…
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Nice. Same artist.
First Brand court pic in - and it’s a classic
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People that wear jeans when relaxing at home are psychopaths
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Blackburn - FA Barclaycard Premiership - Blackburn Rovers v Manchester United - young fans pose for a photo on woodland close to Ewood Park (2002)
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0% win rate. Impressively bad 😳
Replying to @TheFLZone
Kolo Toure
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10' | A brief stoppage in play here as a dog is on the pitch. He's having a great time. Good for him. 🇲🇰 0-1 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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