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ٰ@_vPNuserSep 28

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato

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່@lyaocksOct 22

Replying to @harbordelsol

can you guys fucking STOP

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🚨SERIOUSLY. DO NOT SCROLL UP THIS TIME. IT'S BAD. 🚨 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophil…

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being 17 is boring asf

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18 soon hopefully life gets better

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does anyone actually regularly stalk my account to see if I've posted because I do that to a lot of people

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Marii ☭🏳️‍⚧️@hiroAlterEgo10h

Pro-choice.

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coming up with a username is so unnecessarily difficult

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1.Taken pictures with a celebrity ❌ 2.Traveled interstate for knacks❌ 3.Ghosted someone ✅ 4.Cheated ✅ 5.Been arrested ❌ 6.Had sex in a pool ❌ 7.Dated a friend’s Ex ❌ 8.Been on a boat cruise❌ 9.Fainted ❌ 10.Written a love letter ✅ Quote with yours

နာဗေးလ်@AverageNGminorOct 23

1.Taken pictures with a celebrity ❌ 2.Traveled interstate for knacks❌ 3.Ghosted someone ❌ 4.Cheated ❌ 5.Been arrested ✅ 6.Had sex in a pool ❌ 7.Dated a friend’s Ex ❌ 8.Been on a boat cruise✅ 9.Fainted ❌ 10.Written a love letter ❌ Quote with yours

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“5 year plan” “10 year plan” “prepare for your future” I barely have a 5 day plan slow your roll

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ٰ@_vPNuserOct 22

swimming pools brr, I could drown in a pool meant for toddlers 😪

🌷@littlefloweerrrOct 22

Let’s talk about phobias. What are you afraid of?

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ٰ@_vPNuserOct 22

October canon event hasn’t hit me yet, should I be worried

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ٰ@_vPNuserOct 21

music

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‧꒰ა ♡ ໒@_bukolabbyOct 21

am I the only one that hate white people?

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ٰ@_vPNuserOct 21

why are kids so fascinated with phonk I really don’t get it

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ٰ@_vPNuserOct 21

It is Not Cringe to say your pronouns

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ٰ@_vPNuserOct 21

dont die bro. thats unhealthy for your health and kills you

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ٰ@_vPNuserOct 21

i hate biology i don’t even want to be alive And they’re making me study how im alive Shut up I’ll fight you

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@callmecruzeyOct 21

I collected a girl’s number at 2pm. I never even ask her out o, I just whine her say I dey mood, na so she gree for 4:30pm Omo, I dodge o

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ٰ@_vPNuserOct 21

we are trying this new thing called dming people its Really Fucking Scary

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ٰ@_vPNuserOct 21

this girl is chill asf :3

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ٰ@_vPNuserOct 20

You never realise how young 16 is until you're not 16 anymore

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