look at my lawyer dawg, i’m goin to horny jail

England, United Kingdom
Joined February 2024
Pls dressmaker gods help this reach the right demographic 🪶📑📕
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Can’t wait to see the false marketing claims that come out of this increase in AI generated marketing
JustEat apologies to customers over a series of mistakes with AI-generated slop pictures for some of its restaurants' food items: "We've been trialling Al-enhanced images and as with any new technology, it isn't always quite right the first time. We're sorry for any inaccurate images that have been posted. We're in the process of removing them and have paused rolling this out while we further develop the tool to ensure it best serves our partners and customers."
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Scooby Doo rainbow edition!
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So is the bullet point the most violent punctuation we have
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- Food Safety Act 1990 c16 s15 - Digital Markets, Competition and Consumers Act 2024 s.226
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Genuinely, when they ran off with her phone, her first gut reaction was ‘my photocard!’ :( If anyone is able and feels kind enough to help please do <3
⚠️DISO⚠️ Hello, our sweet friend @actualsoulm8tes got her phone stolen last night and had this photocard in the back of it and she is devastated. Does anyone have a spare (preferably uk but willing to pay for worldwide shipping). @dnptrades @danielhowell @AmazingPhil #danandphil
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[looks at you with puss-in-boots eyes] pleeeeaaassee learn basic spelling and grammar oomf pleeeeeeaaaaasseee
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call it necrophilia the way i crack a cold one
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I thought this was about type o negative until I got to vialism
his overly christian fans are so deluded that they don't realize that a large portion of his faith-based lyrics and songs are at best speaking from a place of fear and desperation and at worst a blatant critique. What do you guys think vialism is
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[apologizing to my boss] sorry I'm just a wretched worm. I didn't do everything perfectly because I'm a wretched, vile worm
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Do I have any Black Sabbath moots I need to freak out abt smth and I have no one to freak out to
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Do I have any Black Sabbath moots bc I am losing my mind ok thanks
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nah, 'tis not a new dagger, i just shrunk me sword in the wash :(
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Dracula’s realtor is the kind of thing you’d think is a joke, maybe an SNL sketch. But actually it’s just the real premise of Dracula
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I’m not in either fandom but my entire tl is olivia and chappell fans clankvestigating that cute animated video they did for expectations bc it’s not drawn perfectly so it must be AI
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chilling text I just had to send
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Student-teacher roleplay will now require depiction of A-levels or a vocational pathway such as T-levels or BTecs
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5. Hozier enthusiasts
The options when meeting a Greek Mythology fan in public: 1. Only seen EPIC: The Musical and treat it like gospel 2. Only seen Lore Olympus and treat it like gospel 3. Self-identified “camp half-blood” and know nothing about mythology 4. Weirdly racist conservative
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Just listened to a playlist I made for Haymitch after reading sotr and now I want to fall into the embers why did I make that
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