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mashed potato enthusiast

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Joined February 2021
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sneezed as i was typing this I meant 61
haha gotcha didn’t I lol I meant to say 60
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kirk cousins walk into the vikings practice facility
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on my way to the polls wondering whether or not a crip can vote red #Elections2026
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having fun on the airplane tv but then an announcement happens
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The Jordan Austria game reminds of me the time you stay up for the midnight Hawaii football kickoff and it’s just the wildest shit you’ve ever seen
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lamine yamal has never seen a 2-high shell
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going to a restaurant ive never been to before and asking for the usual
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went to Waffle House today for the first time today as a northerner and really liked it. didnt know how to show my appreciation so i just started fighting the employees
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i thought a sentence like this was only possible in mad libs
🚨JUST IN: Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz.
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hey man congrats on achieving your lifelong dream of playing in the nfl now tell us about the time your entire family got blood eagled in front of you when you were four years old
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Augusta National if you sneeze too hard within five miles of the course
Shame on ticket reseller Dennis Whyte for selling tickets on Augusta National property this afternoon. ℹ️Augusta Press Dot Com
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last ten seconds of Duke UConn
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You could take a million guesses and never get who the top reply to this tweet is
Worst video game of my entire life span. Servers, gameplay, user interface, everything just awful. I know it's a Sunday so you guys probably aren't at work, but let's work on selling the company first thing in the morning. @SonySanDiego @MLBTheShow Love, Kyle
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sorry cant watch the state of the union arizona and baylor are locked in a nail biter
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started listening to bad bunny after the super bowl. idk anything thats being said but i know that mf spitting
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Did I just see elishava on college gameday
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quote tweeting this so my 16 followers can see this abomination of capitalization throughout this tweet
President Trump Made the Right Call to deploy American Forces to strike nuclear sites in Iran and he should be commended for his decisive leadership. Iran could never be allowed to obtain a nuclear weapon. Thanks to the resolve of our Commander in Chief and the courage and professionalism of our Armed Forces, America, Israel and the Free World are safer as a result. Iran should now stand down and abandon any thought of retaliation against Americans or be prepared to face the consequences. Tonight President @realDonaldTrump proved again that the United States of America is the Leader of the Free World and America Stands with Israel. Thank You Mr. President and God Bless Our Troops.🇺🇸🇮🇱
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tom cruise likes the film industry like Jon gruden likes football
Tom Cruise has been talking to the employees at AMC Lincoln Square for 15 minutes now
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