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took some time off but i'm offering commissions again for anyone interested.
5-7 dollar sliding scale (pay what you want) banners on offer. other graphics available upon request.
i don't make logos.
discord; glitcch
more work behance.net/glitcch
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EXCLUSIVE: The Onion has the chance to sponsor the funniest bowl game of all time.
Why won't Big Football let them?
"We're not gonna burn Donald Trump in effigy at midfield at halftime," CEO Ben Collins tells @PabloTorre. "We're gonna do that two years from now."
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Amazing news: Dems broke the Republican super majority in both houses of the state legislature in Florida. So Byron Donalds can NOT govern at will. Woo hooooooo! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
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🚨 We urgently need blankets at our Philadelphia headquarters! 🚨
Our Animal Law Enforcement team recently rescued a large group of cats, many of whom are battling panleukopenia, a highly contagious and potentially life-threatening disease.
The cats are being cared for in isolation areas, and our team is taking every precaution to protect them and the other animals in our care. Staff wear personal protective equipment (PPE) and follow strict cleaning and sanitation protocols to help prevent the virus from spreading. We take the health and safety of every animal here incredibly seriously.
As part of these precautions, we have to throw away the blankets these cats use during each cleaning to reduce the risk of spreading the virus. This means we’re going through blankets much faster than usual and urgently need donations to help keep our cats warm and comfortable.
If you have extra blankets to spare, we could really use them right now! Donations can be dropped off at 350 E Erie Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19134. You can also shop our Amazon wishlist: amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2Y…
Thank you for always showing up for the animals who need us most! ❤️
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Ludwig: super.... i want you......
Supertf: b-but...youre ludwig from video games- and we're both b-boys!
Feinberg: yo im feinberg
top 5 most annoying things
1. pants with a button or belt
2. showering
3. applying literally any thing to my skin
4. jumping in game (keep doing this accidentally)
5. opening pretty much anything
honorable mention to one hand keyboard mode on phone
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The Philadelphia Eagles have not won a game since Drexel University closed the Academy of Natural Sciences. Do with this information what you will
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well, now that the Phillies are eliminated, I can focus all my energy to my other Fall passion that never disappoints me or lets me down: the electoral performance of the Democratic Party
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Wrote a piece for the Guardian
Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero
theguardian.com/sport/2026/s…






























