I wonder if bands actually used to haul around wagons for fans to literally hop onto #thingsIthinkabout #nothighbutishouldbe

Shake that like a 1950's dessert table

You know you hit the snooze button too much when you've been whistling your alarm chime all morning... #GoodMorning #itssnoozeday

Holy shit... I just learned that I'm only 3yrs younger than Pac-Man... with his ghost chompin ass #classic #throwback #faroutfriday #arcade

Man, on days like today I really wish beers in the park was something that actually happens uptown #imissdowntown #uptownliving

T minus 15 mind till I call in to @themixckcu ... Big ups to @dj2creamz for having me on #whois #therealgsd #80sfavoritebabies

Ok, sure its designer, but that doesn't mean its not ugly as fxck! #justsayin

If Matthew McConaughey can rock a pubey beard in those damn Lincoln commercials, then so can I!!!

Yep, that's what I'm seeing! That girl is going clubbing wearing a seal skin cap!!! Real talk this is definitely not a pun

Looking forward to getting old when it will be acceptable to wear corduroy shirts and hike my pants up past my navel... all about comfort

The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people under the supervision of the reverse-vampires...

S/O to the homie on the bus writing rhymes on a piece of a cardboard box!! Gotta get em down on whatever when creativity strikes!!

A "sexy" nurse making out with Wesley Wallace can only mean 2 things...