photographer, filmmaker, editor | bama alum | recovering academic | cocktail connoisseur | views=mine

Georgia, USA
Joined May 2009
Them: “But what would the founding fathers say?” Me, a historian: “I literally do not care.”
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dude thinks he’s Tony stark but he’s really Mr bean
How shitt faced on drugs do you have to be to actually humiliate yourself on camera like this ?
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“Elon, you are the bestest boy” -Maye Musk
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This somehow being crazier than when he was tweeting from an account he made for his newborn baby
I’m crying he’s pretending to post as his mom 😭
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Congrats on the new book, @SteveBrusatte 🎉 Thanks for pulling me out of my post-grad school reading slump all those years ago! Can’t wait to dig into this one!
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lol yes, good
The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo. It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families. (variety.com/2026/digital/new…)
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genuinely the biggest loser in the planet
People just kinda forgot Elon used to roleplay as his toddler on here lmfao
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Dude is powerscaling his own pedophilia against Epstein and saying that he would win
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he’s so mad he never got invited to the island lmaoooo
BREAKING: Elon Musk calls for prosecution of those who committed heinous crimes with Epstein.
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concerning!
More exchanges between Elon Musk and Epstein in new batch:
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Trump: You can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. It's a very unfortunate thing.
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Elon Musk needs to be run out of the country.
Two members of Elon Musk's DOGE team working at the Social Security Administration were secretly in touch with an advocacy group seeking to "overturn election results in certain states," and one signed an agreement that may have involved using Social Security data to match state voter rolls, the Justice Department revealed in newly disclosed court papers. politico.com/news/2026/01/20…
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Keelon Russell get that arm ready
The largest comeback in SEC Championship Game history is 14 points - by Alabama vs. Georgia in 2018.
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the idea that knowing Sweeney Todd is more normal (and presumably straighter?) is very funny
About to see Les Miserables with POTUS at the Kennedy Center. Me to Usha: so what’s this about? A barber who kills people? Usha; [hysterical laughter]
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I wish Biden were alive to see this
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Elon only admitting he knew Trump is a child rapist after Trump took away his government contracts says everything you need to know about him.
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elon being too stupid to understand republicans have never actually cared about deficit reduction is so funny
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