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By now, I hope you’ve realized the new incentive structure of X: The engagement prize goes to the first person who posts the fake news. You have the AI tools, the fact-checkers are gone, and Elon dgaf, so go enjoy the social media game. You, too, can be a star.
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*FINLAND SHUTS STATE INTERNET SERVICES OVER PHP FLAWS *NETHERLANDS CYBERSECURITY AGENCY TAKES WEBSITE OFFLINE OVER PHP FLAWS *FRANCE TEMPORARILY TAKES PREFECTURE WEBSITES OFFLINE PENDING PHP FIX: MINISTRY
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*FINLAND SHUTS STATE INTERNET SERVICES OVER PHP FLAWS *NETHERLANDS CYBERSECURITY AGENCY TAKES WEBSITE OFFLINE OVER PHP FLAWS *FRANCE TEMPORARILY TAKES PREFECTURE WEBSITES OFFLINE PENDING PHP FIX: MINISTRY
CRITICAL PHP FLAWS PUT MILLIONS OF WEBSITES ON ALERT PHP developers are preparing emergency patches for two critical vulnerabilities, each rated 9.2/10 in severity. The flaws could allow attackers to execute malicious code remotely without authentication, threatening servers running PHP-powered websites. Cloudflare ($NET) reports early attacks and is deploying temporary protections. The key warning: EU cybersecurity officials urge immediate patching and advise taking vulnerable sites offline if fixes cannot be applied.
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So this year, we only got a few days of infectious disease hysteria (hantavirus, Russian plague, that’s it), as opposed to the normal multi-week news cycles. I guess they wanted us focused on AI killing everyone this year. Phew, glad we’re safe now, so we can buy the IPOs.
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One flight last week leaving from al-Qassim airport north of Riyadh to Geneva on a Bombardier Global 6000 — a 14-seater long-range aircraft — sold for €94,000, compared with a price of about €60,000 before the closure of Riyadh’s main airport. ft.trib.al/K5NqPyI
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Only you can save yourself from liking fake news.
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The #1 purpose of AI is to fire workers. When workers outsource to AI, it is rational. They are getting whatever they can — less hours — *while they can.* Some carpe diem and apply for new jobs, some just enjoy life, because they don’t know what to do. xitter.cf/aaronwise/status/19796…
We all do realize that this whole multi-trillion dollar AI frenzy only succeeds if (1) we all lose our jobs and (2) somehow start new jobs that don’t yet exist. Clear? Yes? xitter.cf/aaronwise5147/status/1…
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“The Church teaches, in the light of the Gospel, that the death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person, and she works with determination for its abolition worldwide.” vatican.va/roman_curia/congr…
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XRPL Fixes Decade-Old Bug That Could Have Minted Trillions of XRP RippleX and the XRP Ledger Foundation disclosed that a critical payment-engine overflow bug could have allowed an attacker to create spendable XRP beyond the network’s fixed supply using a specially crafted transaction. The issue, present in code dating back to 2015, was reported through the XRPL bug bounty program and fixed in xrpld 3.4.1 on September 25, with more than 80% of default validators upgraded that day. Security researcher @Cayden_Liao said his team’s proof of concept could mint about 18 trillion XRP in a single transaction, roughly 184 times XRP’s intended 100 billion supply, and earned the program’s maximum $250,000 bounty. XRPL said it found no evidence the flaw was ever exploited on a public network.
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When was the last time you expressed your gratitude to Roko’s basilisk? Have you recited your alleluia today?
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Ledger is investigating reports of loss of funds from users in South East Asia who purchased products from a reseller named CryptoBillis. As a precaution, and pending the results of our investigation, we have asked CryptoBilis to pause all sales and shipments of Ledger devices. We recommend Ledger users who purchased from this reseller in the last 90 days to not initiate set up if you have not done so yet. If you have set up your Ledger device, consider moving assets to a new Ledger signer (with new seed). We will continue to inform customers of updates as the investigation progresses. Reach out to Ledger customer support through official channels with any questions: support.ledger.com/
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Tldr, Justin Drake (same guy who said “Ethereum is the accomplishment of Satoshi’s vision”) thinks AI will break ECDSA within months. Therefore, all crypto should migrate to wallets that have never signed. Rich people into the bunker first, gotta protect the billionaires. xitter.cf/drakefjustin/status/21…
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash. Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase). Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets. IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster). Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot. Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time? Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.) Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once. Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case. I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026). Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS. Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security. The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
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If you’ve ever wondered how to pronounce NVIDIA (N-Vidia, nuh-vidia?), here’s your answer: The proper pronunciation is “Digital Intelligence.” xitter.cf/saylor/status/21074905…
In the Bitcoin Standard Era, Digital Intelligence ($NVDA), Digital Equity ($MSTR), and Digital Capital ($BTC) have delivered 65%, 52%, and 38% annualized returns, outperforming the rest of the Magnificent Seven. The future is digital.
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Went from "I'm dedicating my life to bitcoin" to "here's my new cryptocurrency project" real quick
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Yesterday was my last day at @Coinkite. I'm grateful for the years I was able to guide people along their self custody journey with @COLDCARDwallet.
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A thread about Nayib Bukele bamboozling the Bitcoin community with fairytales about El Salvador, now that they’ve announced a stablecoin-on-Base (yes, Coinbase’s blockchain) app and haven’t used bitcoin:native for legal tender in over a year.
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Regarding Nayib Bukele. (Note: El Salvador has received $550M from China and many billions of dollars from U.S.-controlled lenders during the last decade. Its national currency is USD.) latimes.com/world-nation/sto…
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