and when i say this is in my top 10 madonna songs, what then?

big sister general

God was in the studio with her that day

watched hilary duff drink irn bru and eat a deep fried mars bar on stage tonight before revealing she’s a descendant of robert the bruce. that’s my cousin fr #noscotlandnoparty

when she appeared on the screen i thought the girls were getting a video message from kim jong-un #dragraceuk

give the casting director a raise because this is quite possibly the best porn parody casting ever

feeling so delirious and overstimulated right now because i’ve already done a shift at work and i’m just out the cinema and it’s not even 4pm yet

i’ve always wondered where the vapour goes after she takes a hit. does she swallow it? is it stored in her lungs while she speaks? did it even produce any vapour at all? truly fascinating

dubai princess jasmine strutting out looking drop dead gorgeous meanwhile kavan is wearing a wife beater under a dinner jacket. he can barely look at her and give her a compliment. you need to run for the hills, my sister, this man does not love you #loveisland #loveislanduk

it’s interesting how mica found it “insulting to her intelligence” that her and others were bandwagoning on the julia hate train but when aiden said julia was bandwagoning on the public’s view of him and priya in last night’s ep nobody said a word? 🤔 #loveisland #loveislanduk

that was a pretty appalling reasoning priya gave for picking julia for who’s most likely to cheat. you picked her because you don’t like her. as my Polish queen twice said: let’s be fucking real #loveisland #loveislanduk

julia clocking priya and aiden’s tea and they can’t handle it oh i live for her downnnn #loveisland #loveislanduk

i’ve never understood how people have an issue with others talking about other people’s situations. they’re all living together and seeing each other 24/7. there’s nothing else to do? has priya the self-proclaimed love island fan forgotten where she is? #loveisland #loveislanduk

i actually feel sick at how these islanders are trying to belittle julia. she doesn’t pussy foot around and says what people are actually thinking. our deadpan Polish queen #loveisland #loveislanduk

aiden please what makes you think martha will want to continue chatting with you and getting to know you when you’ve made it clear yous are two different people and maybe not compatible and you coupled with with priya over her? #loveisland #loveislanduk

me describing my ideal partner as a vaccinated, 420-friendly size queen