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Mary Mary

@ABitContrary

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Joined May 2014
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Thanks for the laughs & the fun. If you head for bluer skies, find me (same handle) I’ll miss you guys! ❤️
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The real reason Elmo spent $44 billion to buy Twitter? To prevent you from retweeting this embarrassing pre-hair transplant photo:
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TrivWorks@TrivWorks11 Nov 2024
Elon & Trump calling world leaders
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Dems are ready to be the "I told you so" party.
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Ron@Roncibra11 Nov 2024
Stephen King. Calling @elonmusk the First Lady is the funniest fucking thing I heard all day
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Even Fisher-Price knew the ones with the red caps were dickheads.
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I love these songs! More stories like this, please. I want to see the fall out.... the father who canceled Christmas is a champ lmakkk
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A mural showing a kiss shared by Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, Lithuania.
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I actually don’t feel as fine as R.E.M. led me to believe I would
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Apparently Elmo is very, very upset with SNL because of this portrayal of him on the show this week. So don't retweet this and make him more angry,... or he may start ghosting your followers.
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@Roshan_Rinaldi11 Nov 2024
Elon Musk Reacts To ‘SNL’ Impression Of Him — And He’s Mad, To Say The Least Comedian Dana Carvey spoofed the tech billionaire in the sketch show's first post-election episode. huffpost.com/entry/elon-musk…
Elon Musk Reacts To ‘SNL’ Impression Of Him — And He's Mad, To Say The Least

Elon Musk Reacts To ‘SNL’ Impression Of Him — And He's Mad, To Say The Least

Comedian Dana Carvey spoofed the tech billionaire in the sketch show's first post-election episode.

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Nick Fuentes pooped his pants.
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@s8n10 Nov 2024
💀💀💀
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@JoJoFromJerz9 Nov 2024
On the day of her baby shower, 18-year-old Texan Nevaeh Crain began miscarrying and after 3 ER visits, 2 ultrasounds and 20 hours of being denied the medical procedure she desperately needed… she died. If only she had kept her “legs closed”, right @ksorbs?
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Does it taste old & bitter? Or will it just grope me? @RudyGiuliani
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@RudyGiuliani8 Nov 2024
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On the bright side, Ashli Babbitt's still dead.
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Dr. Cole
@1drcole9 Nov 2024
Yes or no?
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