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Temple University: Logic, philosophy, physics, art. ADD Weirdo. Space X, Blue Origin, Vestas Turbines. #smokefleet #parody #resist #handsoffsocialsecurity

Merritt Island
Joined January 2023
YES!!!!! not to beat a dead horse. But we New Yorkers knew that Trump had orgies with his 'billionaire pedophile friend' and after spending 3 days in court WITH Epstein. you could not visit his mansion without knowing what he was doing!!! He had colored massage tables with sex toys that were confiscated by the FBI. EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO ENABLED TRUMP EPSTEIN WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE
BREAKING: In a powerful move, Rep. Robert Garcia, who will Chair the House Oversight Committee once Democrats win tonight, just announced he will be overseeing the quick introduction of investigations into the Trump family's corruption and ties to the Epstein files. Let's go.
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We voted, and it felt great! Make your plan to do the same, if you haven't already cast your ballot: IWillVote.com
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Correction: $4M was just a snapshot. Over his tenure, DeSantis vetoed $65M+ in drainage, flood control & related water infrastructure for South Floridaโ€”and $150M+ across all coastal counties.
Gov. DeSantis cut $4M+ in critical drainage projects for Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade. Vote blue today.
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Fuck @realDonaldTrump fuck his family and fuck Republicans and the cult. America is tired of your corrupt shitโ€ฆ and has spoken.
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When Obama was casting his ballot for the 2014 midterms, a man jokingly told the president not to touch his girlfriend, who was voting next to him. Obama then casually roasted the man until he finished voting.๐Ÿ˜‚
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Ronald Reagan offed the middle class.
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Way to go my blue crew American Friends. YOU DID IT! Love from Canada โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
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People of Florida. Yโ€™all better hold your damn head high. We broke state legislature super majorities because we drove turnout while everyone wrote us off. We have work to do sure, but letโ€™s celebrate the fact we won 17 seats down ballot. Iโ€™m an organizer. And I look forward to getting back to what I love and know best. Organizing THE HELL out of my state. Letโ€™s get to work!
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๐ŸšจBREAKING NEWS! ANNIE ANDREWS HAS WON THE SOUTH CAROLINA SENATE RACE, BEATING DARLINE GRAHAM. SHE JUST TOOK LINDSEY GRAHAM'S SEAT. FIRST DEMOCRAT TO WIN IT SINCE 1998. FIRST WOMAN EVER ELECTED.
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Trumpโ€™s worst nightmare Letitia James just won her reelection bid for the Attorney General in New York.
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MAGA, DONโ€™T STORM ANY CAPITOLS WHEN YOU LOSE TODAY. JUST IGNORE IT LIKE YOU DID THE EPSTEIN FILES, RACISM, ICE & CORRUPTION.
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AMERICAโ€™S FIRST BLACK WOMAN GOVERNOR KEISHA LANCE BOTTOMS๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’™
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When someone says, โ€œI don't know how to help,โ€ remind them that there is something simple yet powerful they can do. Share our posts. Leave a dot in the comments. Make our voices heard. Every share, every comment, and every act of solidarity matters. The algorithm of genocide and oppression can be challenged through collective resistance, public exposure, and continued condemnation of the Israeli terrorist regime. Do not underestimate the power of your voice. Silence helps injustice. Speaking out is an act of resistance. Stand with Gaza. Keep sharing. Never stop speaking out.
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Itโ€™s Official. This asshole is out of a job. Fuck You @SpeakerJohnson
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All that money @elonmusk blew on elections and the entire country told him to fuck himself. What a shame - all that money could have helped so many suffering people... Thank you Americans, thank you for telling Elon Musk and Donald Trump to FUCK OFF. Love and light, #Anonymous
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Dear MAGA, let me explain something. You have been taught that anything with the word social in it is communism. It isnโ€™t. Social Security isnโ€™t communism. Medicare isnโ€™t communism. And neither is the public school your children attend or the fire department that saves your house. Norway and Denmark are capitalist countries. People own businesses, buy houses, make fortunes, invest in stocks and own guns. The difference is that their governments make capitalism work for ordinary people, not just billionaires. Here is what that means in everyday life. You get cancer. You receive treatment without facing a ruinous hospital bill. Your wife has a baby. She gets months of paid parental leave. Your child wants to attend university. Tuition is free at public universities for eligible students. You work hard. You get five weeks of paid vacation. You lose your job. There is a safety net to help you get back on your feet And none of this requires giving up your house, your truck, your religion or your freedom. Now here is the part you really need to understand. You are already paying taxes. The question is what you get back. In Europe, more of that money comes back to ordinary families through healthcare, education and financial security. In America, politicians have convinced millions of working people that asking for those things is socialism, while demanding lower taxes for billionaires is freedom. You have been persuaded to fight against benefits you would personally enjoy, in order to protect fortunes you will never possess. Elon Musk does not need you to defend his wallet. Your family needs you to defend yours.
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Senator re-elect Jon Ossoff slams Trump after a major win: โ€œIn sweeping and decisive victories, the American people have rebuked the depravity, corruption, and incompetence of the failed, lame duck president Donald Trump.โ€
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