@achoomf1

I’m here for the Dodgers, comedy, science and whatever the world refuses not to throw at me. “Cotton candy sky”

 Fullerton, CA
Joined February 2010
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Florida Man figured out a brand new way to be the weirdest fuckin person on the planet
NBC News
@NBCNewsOct 21
A Florida man was found dead in his home during a welfare check in July 2022. Weeks later, one of the officers who discovered his body moved into the home and spent years impersonating him, according to investigators. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/off…

Officer who found man dead in Florida home allegedly moved in, renovated and assumed his identity...

Brian Louis Sguros, 35, had responded to the Lauderhill home in July 2022 for a welfare check.

nbcnews.com
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A Very Special Boy retweeted
Jeff Bates
@jeffbatesxOct 15
The “MLB has no parity” take is one of the laziest in sports. Last 20 years of champions: • MLB: 12 different World Series winners • NFL: 13 • NBA: 12 • NHL: 13 And MLB went *24 straight years* without a repeat champion (until the Dodgers finally did it in 2025). No other major league has come close to that streak. Cubs ended 108 years. White Sox 88. Rangers first title. Royals, Nationals, etc. all got theirs. Salary caps in the other sports didn’t magically create more different champs. Baseball’s October chaos did. The “buy a title” narrative keeps dying in the playoffs. Parity exists. You just have to look past the payroll spreadsheets. Facts over feelings
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Didnt even realize this. Brewers are inevitable man
Talkin' Baseball
@TalkinBaseball_Oct 16
Dodgers had the lead in all four NLCS games but didn't win any of them
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I thought my frustration with this was based on biased
Dubs Only Sports
@dubsonlysportsOct 15
"Luck Doesn't Exist In Baseball" Hard Hit Balls (95+ mph) - Dodgers: 29 (12 hits, no homers) - Brewers: 21 (11 hits, 5 homers) Soft Contact (under 95 mph) - Dodgers: 40 (3 hits, .075 BA) - Brewers: 42 (16 hits, .381 BA) The Dodgers are making contact more often The Dodgers are hitting the ball harder Yet, the Dodgers have half as many runs/hits as the Brewers Wild Stuff
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Hey @FabianArdaya all this Shohei discourse has me curious, when it comes to benching (or not) the most popular/ profitable player in all of sports, is that really a decision made simply by Doc, Freidman and Gomes?
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Hey @ChrisRose congrats!! But can your boy Hedges be trusted with a medieval sword?🤣
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Is LP hate the new Nickleback hate or the new Springsteen hate? Just curious honestly. These holier than thou music haters have alway been the bottom of the barrel music fans and it’s so entertaining to see where they point their vitriol.
O.W. Root
@owrootOct 9
If your life was changed by this, I am sorry to say it, but you were retarded.
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RJ has a unique relationship with all his players but he and Andy got something extra special 😍😄🤗💙💙 Congratulations! #dodgers #proudclubbymama #rjpeete #andypages #BaseballBromance #nlcs
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This account confused me. If its just a troll job then it could be way better/smarter. If its honest, my god dude get help adjusting your perspective on life.
Padres Farm@Pads1818Oct 8
I don't care I seriously don't care We showed the dodgers we were first place back in April We showed the dodgers we have the best playoff atmosphere in baseball We made a statement this year
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Lots of bitching and whining about teams losing and championing a Cap. Meanwhile, LA is the only high payroll team left in the playoffs. Use your itty bitty brains people!!
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A Very Special Boy retweeted
Ladies Who Like Baseball
@LONTDC1Oct 7
There seems to be a lot of players in the playoffs with wives are the verge of giving birth so... Daniel Hudson proved your team can survive a player on paternity leave Alex Vesia is the reason this should never ever be debated again. #PostSeason #FightForTheFaithful
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Will forever love this meme
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@DoyersDaveOct 7
325m and it’s a bargain
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Sho could stand still all at-bat and produce more results potentially. There’s is no fear in his bat right now.
Katie Woo@katiejwooOct 6
Shohei Ohtani struck out with two on and two out, flailing at two sliders out of the zone. It was the exact kind of at-bat and result Dave Roberts wants Ohtani to avoid tonight.
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Actualky very sound. Now how bout getting off his back and focusing on the rapist in the WH? Ya know, the actual problem?
CONSEQUENCE
@consequenceOct 6
Tom Morello has clarified that he has voted in every presidential election, even though he didn't vote for Kamala Harris in 2024. "I always vote in every local, every national election, for every office and every ballot initiative since I was 18 years old... "Where I live in California, I have the luxury of voting my conscious for president for third-party candidates who better align with my ideas for justice and equality." 📸: Ben Kaye
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This right here: shut the ever loving fuck up about the Emmy Award winning broadcaster
Travis Guggenheimer@travisinLBOct 5
wow Joe Davis tries too hard too he unbiased when he calls Dodger games. Muncy clutch postseason homer down to their last strike to cut the lead to 1 and he barely raises his voice???? See how fucking stupid y’all sound??? Bunch of bitches
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Hot take: you throw your ace against the other teams ace Hot take: Dodgers are out-hitting the Braves plus 5 bombs, they barely got 1 run against a struggling Snell Hot take: LA beat themselves last night, don’t give Atl too much credit
DodgersMuse
@LADodgersMuseOct 5
Hot take: Yamamoto should’ve started today. I understand what Blake Snell has done the second half of the season and how the Braves are weaker against LHP. I think you should’ve handed the ball to your WS MVP.
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Baseball fans have been poisoned by modern day broadcasters who scream and yell all the time.
Not Gaetti
@notgaettiOct 5
This is what you call a low-energy broadcast, my goodness, really underselling the moment
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Interacting on here with baseball fans tends to be fairly normal and fun. Giants, Yankees, D-Backs, Phillies, etc. all good. Then come the Padres and Angels fans and the only legs they try to stand on are noise levels, attendance, and dinosaur fossils now?
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Ummm guys? Joey Votto is incredibly intelligent when it comes to baseball. The Phi starters are very very good. The claim he made isn’t as inflammatory as you’re all making it out to be
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Get all emotional prior to this weekend!!
Katie Woo@katiejwooOct 1
“When we strapped it on and said three-peat, we all knew it’s the only chance we’re gonna get at this.” The Dodgers enter October with a chance at history. But their veteran core is getting older, and they know it. Could this be their last ride? nytimes.com/athletic/7647810…

Is this the Dodgers’ last ride? Aging vets, new landscape could hasten the end of a dynasty (Gift...

As Freddie Freeman said, "Sports are sports; you never know when those windows will close."

nytimes.com
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