John Foytek

I got what your mom needs

going to confront the demons head on in my next video, i want the fucking truth

I feel sorry for these people getting into that new age bullshit, but im pretty sure they got nothing going on in their life to be retarded enough to be conned by fucking idiots

take a shit early, dont hold it in, dont get caught up in shit you cant win

bitch you dont know what love is

theres this dude on IG that goes to berklee he's a musician but he got his leg cut off and hes like the best guitarist we just need to cut everyones limbs off maybe even their dick and balls and torture them properly for them to be motivated

musk is the anti christ and I am the real God and we are gonna go toe to toe soon watch out

they need to stop making movies about mark zuckerberg and make a movie about fucking his wife

real edibles are sposed to feel like heroin

guys I just gotta curse about these video games

The one on the right will kill weed withdrawal and the one on the left will kill cancer

yesterday my dad was all like "I thought you were engaging me" I was like "wtf is this, fallout VATS system?"

lmfao 'backrooms lookin' bitch'

when the slams are too good

santas flying down from the north pole and climbing down the chimney to fuck you in the ass

bro robocop 2 actually could have been almost better than the first one all they had to do is use the music from the original I don't know how they fucked that one up because everything else about the movie almost exceeds the first one by leaps and bounds in terms of technicality