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New-age Philosopher.

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Joined September 2026
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hi. are you happy?
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โ€œSo what did you eat in the afternoonโ€ Them Dey chop for afternoon? Mhen plenty things that I donโ€™t know oh!
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Was scrolling through our chats and then mistakenly called.
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If u like post all d songs wey dunsin oyekan and BBO sing for Whatsapp .......all of us know say na OS u be
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Hello guys I just got a new job Just say congratulations
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Good morning beloveds ๐Ÿซถ
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Them get brain pass a lot of Uni students and old men on this app.
WATCH: Secondary School Students March In Rain, Chant โ€˜Tinubu Must Goโ€™ During Protest In Port Harcourt
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she no dey ever disappoint ๐Ÿ˜น
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November 1st 2026
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Happy ne month my people, e gbe flower ๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’ una don try for me let's keep the motion going. I no go like do things without una, I go dey feed una back later sha ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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And do what?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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A woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. She finally died after having 25 children. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,....
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You go understand why people dey do notis for notis.
if I later get blue tick, I no come dey see views nko?
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calm luh fit
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Manu win :we cook Manu loose :we cook Manu draw we still cook Everywhere good for this side ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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una go just put person for thinking
In less than 2 months, Elon Musk gave me enough money to buy an iPhone 18 Pro Max without having sex with politicians wives. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Please, say a prayer for Elon. May God continue to bless him. ๐Ÿ™
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shi was low-key too easy๐Ÿ˜”
abeg if I want make she reach my side tomorrow how I go take do am? help a brother out๐Ÿ™
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abeg if I want make she reach my side tomorrow how I go take do am? help a brother out๐Ÿ™
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When will our parents realize that we are not pressing our phone for nothing....some of us are actually working on x๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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