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alyssa

@actuallywilde

22-year-old lesbian princess

 she/they | 馃嚚馃嚘
Joined August 2024
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my tweets keep blowing up can u Guys look at my face instead please
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ratioed discussingfilm #IMSOFUCKINGSORRY
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seeing discussingfilm so unabashedly happy about this that they broke character actually put a smile on my face
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@DiscussingFilm13h
yayyyy new Wallace & Gromit christmas short! 鉂わ笍
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this breached containment jesus christ
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nico@despereidNov 4
im so hungry i could eat a homoerotic friendship
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glad to see it's that time of year when everyone suddenly gets back into south park
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screaming GET ME OUT OF HERE to the abyss but i mean here very very very generally
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my superpower is being able to tell immediately after meeting someone if they have twitter and also if they only use it for porn
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100% accuracy thus far....
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the way some may feel about snoopy or miffy is how i feel about twitter user DiscussingFilm
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DiscussingFilm you are national treasure
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unironically: passionfruit by drake
Zazzy 馃憚 (@fw_zazzy) profile pictureZazzy 馃憚@fw_zazzyNov 4
every stoner has THAT song the song comes on, the volume goes up, and suddenly you're explaining to everybody why this is the greatest piece of music ever created I need recommendations
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he ate that one thing i'm sorry
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sira?@fairyycreationNov 3
his natural aegyo is so fucking refreshing
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me when i went to the psychiatrist for the first time and she asked if i had hallucinations and i said "no, but i've seen ghosts before"
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on my first day of public school (10th grade/freshman in high school) the teachers started off the first assembly with "we have moved the smoke pit" and i was like Wow it's just like the movies fr
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i also have reason to believe my high school was a collective fever dream though so my frame of reference for normal is bad
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i think windows 11 was the start of the end
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@netflixNov 2
The perfect captain. The perfect life. The perfect cover. Meet Anya. The Body premieres in 9 days.
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this is so so so so huge for depressed people everywhere
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calling this app twitter is a valid form of peaceful protest in 2026
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